The Quizmaster General

14/09/2026

14/09/2026

‼️ HOSPITALITY BUSINESS TAKEOVER ‼️

Due to the continued success and growth of my existing business, alongside other commitments, I simply no longer have the time needed to give this amazing venue the attention it deserves 😔

I'm therefore looking for the right person to take over this currently trading hospitality venue within the Land of Green Ginger, Tynemouth 👍

A genuine low-cost opportunity to take over an established, ready-to-trade venue.

✅ No goodwill or business purchase price

✅ Lease options available

✅ Fully stocked & ready to trade

✅ Fixtures & fittings included

✅ Future sold-out events already booked

✅ Proven profitable past events

✅ Full social media handover included

✅ Full operational handover

✅ Training & support available

✅ Supplier introductions

✅ Ready for a new owner to bring their own brand, ideas & concept

Remaining stock is available at original cost price, with flexible payment options available for the right person 👍

Genuine enquiries only. 📲

📩 Drop me a private message for further information or to arrange a viewing 👀

12/09/2026

⚽ FIFA 2026 TOURNAMENT 🎮

Think you’re the best FIFA player in the North East? It’s time to prove it! 🏆

Join us on Sunday 15th November for our first FIFA tournament, played on FIFA 26 exclusively on PS5. 📆

💷 ENTRY

£10 per player
Limited to 16 players
Advance booking through Fatsoma ONLY

🏆 THE PRIZES

The champion will take home:

💷 £100 CASH
🎮 FIFA 27 for PS5

Both prizes are subject to all 16 paid places being sold.

🎮 TOURNAMENT FORMAT

With a full field of 16 players, competitors will be drawn into four groups of four.

Each player will play three group matches, with the top two from each group progressing to the quarter-finals.

From there, it’s straight knockout football:

Quarter-finals → Semi-finals → Final

Two matches will run simultaneously during the group and quarter-final stages. The semi-finals will be played individually before the grand final.

⏱️ MATCHES

Standard matches will last approximately 10 minutes.

The final will be played over six-minute halves.

🎮 EQUIPMENT

All matches will be played on PS5 consoles using FIFA 26.

Consoles, screens and controllers will all be provided: You only need to turn up and play.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 ALL AGES WELCOME

There is no age restriction, but anyone under 16 must be accompanied by a responsible adult throughout the event.

📍 LOCATION

The QMG Headquarters
Land of Green Ginger
Tynemouth

📅 Sunday 15 November
⏰ Tournament starts at 2PM

Once the tournament is finished, stick around as we show Spain v England on our huge screen! 🖥️

Places are strictly limited to 16 players, so book yours through Fatsoma now! 👍👍

12/09/2026

🍩 EAT MY SHORTS! 🍩

Calling all Simpsons fans!

Join us at QMG Headquarters in Tynemouth for a perfectly cromulent evening of trivia devoted to Springfield’s most famous family.

🍩 Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie
🏫 Springfield characters
📺 Classic episodes
💬 Famous quotes and catchphrases
🎵 Music and opening sequences
🎬 Celebrity appearances
🤔 Obscure facts for the ultimate fans

Whether you’ve watched since the Tracy Ullman shorts or simply enjoy Homer’s greatest disasters, gather your team and prepare for a hilarious night of questions, prizes and fun.

📅 Friday 2nd October

🕢 7:30pm Start

📍 QMG Headquarters, Land of Green Ginger, Tynemouth

💷 £2 Per Person Entry

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 All Ages Welcome

🏆 Excellent prizes to be won!

So grab a doughnut, avoid the monorail and join us for a Simpsons Quiz Night that promises to be anything but “D’oh!”..

🎫 TICKETS ON FATSOMA NOW 🎫

12/09/2026

🇬🇷 GET YOUR GREEK ON! 🇬🇷

Now then, ladies & Gentleman..

For those of you who found our Greggs Bottomless Brunch a little uncouth, allow The QMG to present something considerably more refined.. 😎

🇬🇷 The Mediterranean Bottomless Brunch 🇬🇷

For the slightly more sophisticated pisshead. 🥂🥂

For the princely sum of £32.50, one may enjoy a delightful Mediterranean platter, lovingly prepared by an authentic Mediterranean café approximately three feet away from The QMG Headquarters.. 🚶

Accompanying your culinary feast will be 90 uninterrupted minutes of pints, fizz and mystery fishbowls. Aye it’s basically the same concept as the Greggs one, but this one's probably got olives on, so it's posh 🫒

You shall also be afforded complete control of the musical accompaniment throughout your sitting. Select a tasteful little number to complement your Mediterranean dining experience 🎵

Or hoy fu***ng ‘S Club 7’ on, or whatever. I literally don’t care anymore. It’s entirely your prerogative. Indeed, the individual selecting the worst song of the afternoon shall receive a prize.

How delightfully cultured.

🇬🇷 MEDITERRANEAN PLATTER

🍺 PINTS

🥂 FIZZ

🍹 MYSTERY FISHBOWLS

🎵 YOU CONTROL THE TUNES

🏆 WORST SONG WINS A PRIZE

All enjoyed within the prestigious surroundings of HQ, Land of Green Ginger, Tynemouth.

Naturally, certain standards of etiquette must be observed. One beverage at a time, please. Finish your current refreshment before requesting another. Last orders shall be taken ten minutes before your 90-minute sitting concludes.

£32.50 per distinguished guest 🤩

Reservations via DM ONLY 📲

Kindly arrive hungry, thirsty and suitably sophisticated.

Standards will deteriorate rapidly thereafter.

SIP. SUP. GET YOUR GREEK ON. 🇬🇷

12/09/2026

😎 The QMG presents..

🥧 GREGGS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH 🥧

Along with never wearing a coat, there’s two things us Geordies love: Greggs & Booze 🖤🤍

So, in attempt to bring something new to The QMG Headquarters, I’m dein a GREGGS BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH 🤷🏻‍♂️

Stick your middle-class smashed avocado, sourdough, artisan cheeses and posh little nibbles up your arse🖕You ever had a Steak Bake or Sausage Roll and thought, you know what would be lush with this; NINE PINTS or TWO BOTTLES OF FIZZ, or even an oldskool ‘MOOD FISHBOWL’ 🤔 🤔 🍻🥂

We're talking Greggs Pastry Roulette (no menus or choosing - you get what your fu***ng given and you’ll enjoy it), Accompanied by tunes and as many pints, glasses of fizz, or mystery fishbowls, you can handle in 90 Minutes!! 😮

Basically you’ve got 90 minutes to eat, drink and make questionable musical decisions 😂
I’ll even give you a prize for the sh*ttest song 🤷🏻‍♂️

All for £25 per person 🤩

One drink at a time. Finish it before ordering another. Last orders 10 minutes before the end.

So, GET OFF THE METRO NOW 😠 and head over to The QMG Headquarters..

📍 Land of Green Ginger, Tynemouth

📲 DM HQ / QMG to book.

🚫 No walk ins.

EAT IT. DRINK IT. SMASH IT.

12/09/2026