Kernow Krakens

11/06/2026

Happy birthday to the human brick wall with GPS‑level track awareness. Honestly, watching you play offense is like watching a nature documentary: blockers scatter, chaos ensues, and you just stroll through like it’s a Sunday walk. Happy Birthday Belly ❤️🎉🛼

26/05/2026

Happiest of happy birthdays to our wonderful captain Crystal Hits!
We can't wait to give you very hot and sweaty birthday bashes at training tonight 😜

07/05/2026

Happy birthday to the unstoppable Jenniferrocious — our treasurer, our sharp‑shoulder queen, and the reigning Official of the Year. Whether she’s hitting spreadsheets or hitting the track, she does it with power and precision. We hope your day is as fierce as you ❤️🎉🏆🛼

01/05/2026

Huge birthday love to Louise (Weenus). Watching you return after time away and absolutely fly has been such a delight— you’ve brought infectious joy into the room at training: Your energy, determination, and your jammer enthusiasm makes training brighter. So grateful to have you back with us. Happy birthday, love and shoves 💙🛼🔥

06/09/2025

Join Rapscallion Rollers next week for a free taster session, don't forget to book your space 🛼

🛼 FREE SESSION! 🛼
Want to give roller derby a try? Or just meet some new people and have fun on skates? Then come along to our FREE taster session on Wednesday 10th September at Penzance Leisure Centre!
Our taster sessions are an opportunity to have a skate with us, do some fun skating drills and get a sneak preview of the kind of things we'll be teaching in our upcoming new skater intake.
The session is free if you have your own kit (skates, helmet, wrist, elbow and knee pads) or all kit can be hired for £5.
Advance booking is essential so please contact on Facebook or Instagram to book a place.

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26/05/2025

Happiest of birthdays to Crystal Hits!
Our superstar physio, announcer extraordinaire and MVP winner in her first game back after maternity leave 💙

07/05/2025

Happiest of happy birthdays to our JenniFerocious!!
Our amazing league Treasurer, fancy dress queen, NSO extraordinaire and the sharpest shoulders you've ever experienced for a hit...!!!
Wishing you a fabulous day full of food, drink and sparkles ✨

27/02/2025

Happiest of Happy Birthdays to Shezza, Polly Infamous and our friend over at Rapscallion Rollers End is Nye!!!
Wishing you all an amazing, sparkly day 🥳✨🎂🎁

02/12/2024

Yesterday was epic and a huge well done to our very own JenniFerocious who played their first game and smashed it 💜

24/10/2024