Ferrit 'n' Sparra

26/04/2017

Well another year has passed, our noggins are getting greyer and we're finding it harder to look down over our expanse and see our trouser snake which these days is more of a chipolata sausage.
The 2017 Ferrit 'n' Sparra Pro-Am Invitational Tournament will take place at Millport Golf & Country Club on Saturday 10th June.
Please contact Steve McCluskey, Garry McCluskey, Betch or post it on the Ferrit FaceArse page if you are joining us.

PS. - The Scotland v England game is on the same day 5pm k.o.

What more could you wish for?

30/05/2016

Another splendid day was had by one and all at the 1,227th annual beverama that is the celubrious Ferrit 'n Sparra Open Invitational Pro-Am Swally Tournament.

Housty apparently slept in hence the delay in the sun shining but we'll forgive him for that.

This year's winner is Gary Gallagher with 41 Stableford points.
Next year because of the PC brigade we're going to have to invite some weemin to keep the R & A happy. So I've invited along 2 MILF's, a Ladyboy for George Clooney, Libby L***a and the one that can peel a banana which contains potassium, a good source of energy. I will be responsible for their well being for the duration hence the reason they will be in my 6 ball game.
Until next year, gerrit up ye while yer young.

25/03/2016

Just a reminder that the Ferrit this year will be 28th May. Mibees ma turn this year.

25/05/2015

Mr Phil Harkins victory speech

25/05/2015

26/04/2015

A wee reminder that the annual event of the year is nearly upon us. Saturday 23rd May 2015 for the Ferrit 'N' Sparra. Time to buy more baws.

08/06/2014

21/10/2013

Golf Joke of the Day

A man and his secretary were having an affair. One afternoon, they got a motel room and had strenuous s*x. He wasn't used to the pace, so he fell asleep afterwards and didn't wake up until about 8:30 that night.

He woke up in a panic when he realized he was late, so he said to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complied.

When the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted him and asked him where he was. The man said, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home."

The woman looks down at his shoes and said, "You liar ! You've been out playing golf again!"

11/10/2013

Golf Joke of the Day

What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm?

Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even God can't hit a 1-iron!

10/10/2013

Golf Joke of the Day

The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."