Methilhill Strollers AFC

31/10/2026

Full time result: Newport 2-2 Methilhill Strollers

The boys travelled to the crook today to try and take some revenge from the 3-2 defeat in the Scottish by a good Newport side.

The opening stages were cagey with both teams having less than half chances. That stopped very quickly when auxiliary left back Innes Campbell stepped up and set Newport for their first, the first of his three assists today. Newport led 1-0 and tried to capitalise on their lead but a centre half duo of Andy Bell and new boy Rhyce(aye that’s actually how you spell it) Gait stood firm. A signature Innes throw in caused chaos in the box as the best left back in the league Cole (still nae idea how to spell his second name) fired a volley home from close range.

Second half started with the hoot on the front foot but failing to make any clear cut chances, Newport took the lead through an incisive pass from their sub found their striker just the 5 yards offside who slotted home at the near post. A tactical change from the Wigz seen the hoot match Newport with 3 at the back and a big hoot hoot welcome to wee Tuck who’s first touch was in line with today’s date, SCARY. The change in shape worked as wee Colin’s loddy found himself through on goal, weird angle on the half volley and said ahh gon then the Newport keeper will put this in, and he did. 2-2. The closing stages seen Aido have a couple of half chances that he finished like a true centre half.

A draw a fair result on the day and all the best to Newport for the rest of the season (apart from Sol Campbell, what a tube)

⭐️Refs MOTM - Rhyce Gait⭐️

Goalscorers⚽️
⚽️Cole Koczubik - Sponsored by Ben Anderson Barber
⚽️Greg Houston - Sponsored by Fajitas (Colin Houston)

29/10/2026

⚽ LEAGUE MATCH ⚽

After last weeks postponement, Saturday sees the Strollers back on the road as we travel to take on Newport Amateur Football Club in the league.

🏆 Kingdom of Fife AFA Championship

🆚 Newport Amateur Football Club

📅 Saturday 31st October

⏰ 2:00pm

📍 The Crook - Newport

Get along and show your support for the boys as we look to bring all three points back to Methilhill! 🖤💛

A massive thank you to all our sponsors for their continued support of Methilhill Strollers:

Methilhill Bowling Club

SGN

Heffron Joiners Ltd

East Fife Community Football Club

W Simpson & Sons

Jaxon’s Gift

The Castros

Scott Pallets

Barney's Barbershop

Your support means a lot to everyone at the club. 👏

🖤💛

18/10/2026

Huge thanks to everyone that came along today to honour Wiggsys 20 year career at Methilhill Strollers.
It was a big weekend for the club starting with the Friday night fundraiser which raised a good amount of cash for both us and Methilhill Bowling Club, the Fife Cup game on Saturday against local rivals Leven which saw most of our players taking to the field hanging out thier arse but even tho we gave Leven that advantage that didn't stop us as we eventually cruised to a 3-0 win with 10 men.
Today was great it really showed what this club means to folk and Wayne Turner in his speech hit the nail right on the head when he said clubs come in win leagues then disappear then come back then vanish again we have been on the scene since 1947 and have never folded and never will, the new management team is building something special here and i for one cant wait to see how it all pans out.
Thanks to the Legends for coming , thanks to the Chairman Phill Russell, for sorting the legends team and the presentation , thanks to Lorraine Kennedy for the buffet and Methilhill Bowling club for having us.
Somebody said to me when i came in 7 years ago to help out that i would end up getting hooked and staying for years to be honest they were right.
🖤💛

18/10/2026

WIGSYS TESTIMONIAL

Methilhill strollers 3-5 hoot hoot select

Wow… what a sh*te game

A h***y hungover X2 strollers team took on the oldest people from the toon today and Bobby G was as usual still the worst player on the park ( he played 13 minutes )

Calum Reid f**k me min enough said

The only thing to report on today was the old team cheated cause they subbed Jason Sutherland in and Jake horse 🐴 must’ve paid willie herd a good amount to sign

Great day for oor uncle wigs testimonial and we will be drinking in the bowly for a good good while yet so get yourselves down

Well done to the old team select 🏆

Johno D’s son ⚽️
Kirky (J) ⚽️
Kirky (R) ⚽️

⭐ Kirky

17/10/2026

Kayleigh R McKeen

17/10/2026

The Race Night 3-0 Leven FC

It was cup fever at Herd Park today and there was a distinct smell of Tennents in the air. The hoot hoot turned up on time, hungover and ready to rock. The warmup started well with young Cole (no idea how to spell his second name) having a nuke and just kicking it out the park and we realised why Leven played him at left back last year. The game started and it looked like Leven were the team that were on the swally, manager must have been on it because how is Derry Black starting. The first half was a timid affair with both teams enjoying what looked like their first ever game of football, apart from big B***s who turned into Messi for a 30 seconds but he made a tit of the pass (great joke). The half time team talk was sponsored by Bacardi Breezers as Wigz told us to just keep at it and the chances will come, and they did. The second half seen the introduction of The Spitz lead singer Glen Lumsden who has the voice of a front man but the first touch of a backing dancer. The wee man put us 1-0 up and it was go time. Connor Dewar added a second with a composed finish with his first touch, “haw haw bench me again gaffer” he said. The hoot added a third through Cole and which made us realise where Leven went wrong, what are you thinking playing him left back. With 15 minutes to go Angry Ginge (Stan) had to go off due to an injury and Wigz decided not to put another sub on so we played with 10 men, not an issue. Shout out to our new signing Rhyce (aye, that’s actually how you spell it) making his debut today and never put a foot wrong. We would like to formally request the veo from Leven FC. Andy Bell, we made the home advantage count 💪🏻, hope you’re having a good Honeymoon in Marishish. Now for the good bit.

⭐️MAN OF THE MATCH - REIDY. Enough said.⭐️ - Sponsorer by Aberhill Joinery

CLEEN SHEETS KIRKYYYYYY🧤

The match ball sponsor: Nobody
Wee Greg’s first touch sponsor: Guinness

Goalscorers⚽️
⚽️Glen Lumsden - Sponsored by The Spitz
⚽️Connor Dewar - Sponsored by Jake Horsburgh
⚽️Cole Koczubik - Sponsored by Ben Anderson Barber

16/10/2026

⚽ FIFE CUP ⚽

This Saturday, we’re back at Herd Park for a Fife Cup clash as we welcome Leven FC to Methilhill!

🏆 Fife Cup

🆚 Leven FC

📅 Saturday 17th October

⏰ 2:00pm

📍 Herd Park

Get yourselves along and get behind the Strollers as we look to book our place in the next round!

A massive thank you to all our sponsors for their continued support of Methilhill Strollers:

Methilhill Bowling Club

SGN

Heffron Joiners Ltd

East Fife Community Football Club

W Simpson & Sons

Jaxon’s Gift

The Castros

Scott Pallets

Barney's Barbershop

Your support means a lot to everyone at the club. 👏

🖤💛

15/10/2026

🟡⚫ HOOT HOOT RACE NIGHT 🖤💛

Methilhill Strollers are delighted to be teaming up with Methilhill Bowling Club for a fantastic night of racing, fundraising and fun! 🏇

📅 Friday 16th October
📍 Methilhill Bowling Club
⏰ 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start

We’ll have 8 races throughout the night, with the first 7 races open for general betting. Cash is required for betting, so make sure you come prepared! 💷

The 8th and final race will be our Auction Race, with cash also required for anyone looking to get involved and bid for a horse. 🏇💰

Alongside the racing, we’ll also have Irish Bingo with plenty of fun to be had and a raffle with some great prizes up for grabs! 🍀🎟️

We’ll also be running our Closest to the Bottle game, so make sure you bring along plenty of £1 coins if you want to have a go! 🍾🪙

To top it all off, we’ll have an acoustic set from The Castros midway through the evening! 🎶

It’s set to be a brilliant night of racing, music, games and fundraising, all in support of Methilhill Strollers and Methilhill Bowling Club.

👥 Everyone is welcome — bring your friends, bring some cash and come along for a great night!

🟡⚫ 🖤💛

13/10/2026

A reminder of our race night this Friday! 💛🖤

🟡⚫ HOOT HOOT RACE NIGHT 🖤💛

Methilhill Strollers are delighted to be teaming up with Methilhill Bowling Club for a fantastic night of racing, fundraising and fun! 🏇

📅 Friday 16th October
📍 Methilhill Bowling Club
⏰ 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start

We’ll have 8 races throughout the night, with the first 7 races open for general betting. Cash is required for betting, so make sure you come prepared! 💷

The 8th and final race will be our Auction Race, with cash also required for anyone looking to get involved and bid for a horse. 🏇💰

Alongside the racing, we’ll also have Irish Bingo with plenty of fun to be had and a raffle with some great prizes up for grabs! 🍀🎟️

We’ll also be running our Closest to the Bottle game, so make sure you bring along plenty of £1 coins if you want to have a go! 🍾🪙

To top it all off, we’ll have an acoustic set from The Castros midway through the evening! 🎶

It’s set to be a brilliant night of racing, music, games and fundraising, all in support of Methilhill Strollers and Methilhill Bowling Club.

👥 Everyone is welcome — bring your friends, bring some cash and come along for a great night!

🟡⚫ 🖤💛

10/10/2026

Full time result: St Monans Swallows A.F.C 1 - 4 Methilhill

We started well considering the conditions but conceded a sloppy goal from a free kick that was definitely not Barry Gibb (he’s still searching for his first goal) Brad Stalker unfortunately rose highest and ‘slotted’ it past Kirky.

Second half we knew a goal early would turn the tide, and so it was. Wee Bobby scored a composed finish, early doors and settled the nerves from the sidelines however Kingys hairline is still to be seen. The second goal was a cracker of a ball from the Rodge who had just been told by Reidy, that Greg was the ball… HAW HAW, he decided to play it over to young Bobby who tried to shoot but crossed it to Greg who shut his eyes and hoped for the best….. 2-1 HOOT HOOT. Hoot hoot then pulled Cole out of the 9 and stuck him right in the 10(thank god), Cole took one look at his pal Rhyce (aye that’s actually how you spell it) and said ‘welcome to the club son this is what I do on the regular’ bosh, 3-1.

According to St Monans, they pressed and had loads of chances, Pagey had got more chance of winning a Dolly Parton lookalike.

4-1 was mental, Paul Rodger (now skipper cos Crook had been hooked) said, one more goal and the games done. Colin’s wee lody Greg said ‘aye no worries two seconds Pidge’ and smashed one into the side netting and apparently it counted??

As St Monans said fair play to Sully who kept them in it.

⚽️Goalscorers:

Bobby Gardner - Sponsored by - S.Matthew Paving
Greg Houston - Sponsored by Colin Houston
Cole Koczubik - Ben Anderson Barber

🏆Refs MOTM - Colins loddy (Reidy robbed…… 🎤🎤ANNOUNCEMENT - Reidy did not write this(He did)