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Lampard Snr started for the youth team of West Ham United in 1964. He debuted for West Ham United in November 1967 in a ...
04/03/2026

Lampard Snr started for the youth team of West Ham United in 1964. He debuted for West Ham United in November 1967 in a 3–2 home defeat by Manchester City, and quickly established himself in his preferred left-back position. Lampard was awarded a testimonial game by West Ham on 2 November 1976; a West Ham XI playing Fulham at the Boleyn Ground resulting in a 3–1 win for West Ham.

Frank is the 2nd highest appearance maker for West Ham behind Billy Bonds, with 670 for the club ⚒️

Carrick began his career at West Ham United, joining the youth team in 1997 and winning the FA Youth Cup two years later...
02/03/2026

Carrick began his career at West Ham United, joining the youth team in 1997 and winning the FA Youth Cup two years later. He was sent on loan twice during his debut season, to Swindon Town and Birmingham City, before securing a place in the first team by the 2000–01 season 💫

The episode with is going live 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘!
02/03/2026

The episode with is going live 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘!

U18s:A gifted, left-footed midfielder, who displays superb close control, great balance and high technical ability.
28/02/2026

U18s:
A gifted, left-footed midfielder, who displays superb close control, great balance and high technical ability.

𝗕𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗘 Is still the only player to come from the academy (from any country) and captain (& win!) a World Cup final!...
27/02/2026

𝗕𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗘 Is still the only player to come from the academy (from any country) and captain (& win!) a World Cup final!

🗣️“𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝟴 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗞𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗿𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲!”- ...
27/02/2026

🗣️“𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝟴 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗷𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗞𝗿𝗮𝗸𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗿𝗮𝗴𝘂𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲!”

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Joins Kev to talk about his undying love for West Ham, following the team home & away, real fights on TOWIE, his strugg...
27/02/2026

Joins Kev to talk about his undying love for West Ham, following the team home & away, real fights on TOWIE, his struggle with grief, & about Ricky Rayment the man - not the character!

What an episode this is! 💥

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𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄:𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Primarily a defensive or central midfielder.𝗣𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆: An Imposing presence at 1.89 m (approx...
26/02/2026

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄:

𝗣𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: Primarily a defensive or central midfielder.

𝗣𝗵𝘆𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆: An Imposing presence at 1.89 m (approx. 6’2”).

𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲: Described as a “growling, prowling midfield general” with strong ball-carrying ability.

𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁: He has made an immediate impact for West Ham U21, scoring on his debut and demonstrating an ability to break forward from midfield

26/02/2026

𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬!

The latest podcast with .j.jones is now live on YouTube!

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𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲 is 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 Academy players that went on to become (permanent) captain of the club. Nobes was named c...
26/02/2026

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲 is 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 Academy players that went on to become (permanent) captain of the club.

Nobes was named captain by Salven Bilic after the departure of Kevin Nolan in the 15/16 season; The one he’ll never forget - The final season at the Boleyn Ground.

25/02/2026

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 .j.jones 𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪!

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𝗝𝗢𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗘One of West Ham’s finest youth products, Joe progressed through the ranks and signed professional terms in Novem...
25/02/2026

𝗝𝗢𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗘

One of West Ham’s finest youth products, Joe progressed through the ranks and signed professional terms in November 1998 before making his first-team debut aged 17 on 2 January 1999 in an FA Cup third round tie against Swansea City.

Joe was instrumental in West Ham’s victorious 𝗙𝗔 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛 𝗖𝗨𝗣 winning squad (alongside Michael Carrick), defeating Coventry City 9–0 on aggregate in the final!

ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ɢʀᴀᴅᴜᴀᴛᴇ: 1990-1998 🎓

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