31/08/2026
Rounding off the committee posts in STYLE 😮💨 … introducing your Presidents Jamie and Andy 🫡👯
Your Co-President Jamie is a man who exemplifies loyalty: enduring the emotional torment of being a United fan, missing half of AU Ball for a ‘higher calling’ and, of course, tennis (not a single training session was attended last year). Unfortunately, that loyalty doesn’t extend to LSE. After meeting about two people at Bankside in first year, he spent second year living with exactly zero LSE people, a true testament to his love for the university. Flat life did wonders for Jamie though, with nutritious salads and superfoods helping him morph from an 8-elixir troop into a 2-elixir troop. He does love a hot girl summer 👙 and can usually be found at Koko on a Saturday. But nights out tend to end unconventionally where he can be stranded at a petrol station ordering takeaway at 5am, hopping on Omegle, or transforming into a shirtless activist, you never quite know what you’re getting. He may be our most unserious President yet, but rest assured he probably knows what he’s jewing 👊💥
Your Co-President Andy’s credentials consist of questionable tennis ability, saying “mush” at every opportunity and turning into the Ibiza final boss whenever house music comes on. Don’t let that fool you though as this is also a man who cried seeing Zara Larsson and can recite the entire Lush Life dance on command 💅 He’s promised plenty of drinking games and big socials for this year, which is bold for someone who can’t down a beer if his presidency depended on it, so freshers enjoy humbling your President in week one. Staying upright isn’t much more of a strength, with his fellow Co-President already experienced as his carer. This peaked with the worst Carol showing in tennis history, where Andy rage quit and took himself home by 11am. If he survives the night, you’ll probably find him in Heaven for the fourth time that week, although even he couldn’t tell you why he keeps going 👀 And if you’re still wondering what qualifies him for Co-President, wait until he traps you in a 3am drunk deep chat, nothing screams leadership quite like putting your own members to sleep 🥀😴
