23/10/2025
On one grey afternoon, BLMHC’s finest trekked all the way to Sipson Lane to play against Imperial 4s. The day started slow, with multiple players arriving very late, including our legendary first Fresher Alumni - Samir, who in true Samir spirit, misread the meet times for an hour later. The match started quickly, with BLMHC taking the lead from an excellent shot from the best Centre Forward BLMHC has ever seen, Mr Milne, who ripped it into the back of the net. From here on, it was smooth sailing. This game was unlike no other, with no players receiving any cards and even individuals like señor Presidente Tom were able to get on the score sheet. Our German man, Philipp, calmly swirled past most of their defensive line to slit a nice reverse shot into the corner of the backboard. This was followed by tom absolutely smacking a rebound through the keepers legs.
Our final goal came from fresher Manaav who almost got his head taken off by mr Milne, who launched it at the top right corner of the goal for Manaav with his true BLMHC reflexes, to deflect the rocket into the net. This was the first ever cleanse for our social sec - Mr Dan “hold that” Alavi. But it wasn’t because he was any good, it was only because the opposition weren’t up to par. Overall, an enjoyable day at the office seeing Mr Milne getting DoD for his Hattie avoidance and Manaav achieving MOM for lightning reflexes that neurologists should study.
Dod: Milne
Mom: Manaav
