25/08/2026
THE SEPTEMBER GAMES ARE COMING… 🏋️♀️
And after 6 weeks off, it's time to prepare for the main event.
WARM-UP
🔥 Pre-ironing the school uniform because apparently we're organised now.
🔥 Mobilising into buying new lunchboxes after remembering you never actually emptied the old ones...
..and they've been festering in a school bag for 6 weeks. 🤢
Lovely.
THEN WE MOVE INTO OUR FOUNDATIONAL SUPERSET:
A1. Find the missing school shoe
A2. HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH?!
Repeat until everyone is crying.
Then:
B1. Tie somebody's shoelaces
B2. Find the PE kit
B3. Fill the water bottle
B4. Pack the lunchbox
B5. Get everyone out of the fu***ng door without losing your s**t.
Finisher:
Lose your s**t anyway. ✅
And finally...
ACCESSORY WORK:
Drive to work feeling guilty for losing said s**t...
..while simultaneously wondering why, after spending the last 6 weeks desperate for the school run to start again, you now miss the relative calm of the summer holidays. 😂
WELCOME BACK, SEPTEMBER.
But amongst getting everyone else's routine back up and running...
where do YOU fit?
Because this September I'm opening a limited number of places for my FREE 2-WEEK COACHING EXPERIENCE.
And there's no "I'll train if I can fit it in".
We'll find the sessions that work around your life and put them in the diary.
Your two weeks include:
💪 2 Small Group Coaching sessions - max 6 women
🔥 2 Team Training sessions - max 14 women
🙋♀️ Actual coaching, not being left to figure it out yourself
❤️ A community of women who completely understand the above chaos
Because if we're capable of remembering PE kits, packed lunches, school shoes, clubs, appointments and approximately 946 other things for everyone else...
we can put two bloody hours in the diary for ourselves.
No September NEW ME.
No overhaul.
No waiting for life to calm down.
Just making you part of the routine too.
DM me EXPERIENCE and I'll send you the details.
May the odds of finding both school shoes be ever in your favour. 🫡