The Lizard Football and Social Club

03/06/2026

Last winter, a few of our football lads attended a charity auction in Helston and, incredibly generously, dug into their own pockets to bid on, and win, a performance from Odds ‘n’ Sodds Male Shanty Group.

There will be a collection bucket on the night, and they have decided that every penny raised will go towards a cause very close to all our hearts at the club, in memory of Ezrah Pollard.

Everyone’s welcome, so come on down, show your support, and enjoy a proper shanty singalong 💚🦎

01/06/2026

Absolutely buzzing for this one! We welcome Guilty Pleasures to the club for the very first time… and trust us, you won’t want to miss it. Expect all those cheesy tunes you pretend to hate but secretly know every word to. You won’t be able to resist the dance floor! 💃🕺

01/06/2026

Join us at The Lizard Football and Social Club on Sunday 28th June from 3 pm for a free afternoon of live music with The Press Gang

Everyone is welcome to come along, enjoy the music and help support The Lizard Sea Shanty Festival. There will be a collection bucket and raffle on the day with all proceeds going towards this year‘s festival. 

31/05/2026

A superb end to the 2025/26 season for the footballers at Lizard Argyle FC! ALL of our players had a fantastic season and last night at our annual presentation evening was the night to celebrate and thank them all. 💚🖤

Our winners were as follows:

🏆MANAGERS PLAYER:
1st Team - Jack Casley
2nd Team - Rhys Owens
Sunday Team - Ethan Thirlaway

🏆PLAYERS PLAYER:
1st Team - Ethan Thirlaway & Colin Kettle
2nd Team - Charlie Pascoe
Sunday Team - Jude Tripconey

🏆TOP GOAL SCORER:
1st Team - Tristan Hawkings
2nd Team - Dan Collins
Sunday Team - Ben Rosevear

🏆'MOST IMPROVED' :
1st Team - Ethan Thirlaway
2nd Team - Will Hammond

🏆GOAL OF THE SEASON:
1st Team - Colin Kettle
2nd Team - Sonny Donovan

🏆'YOUNG PLAYER' :
1st Team - Josh Gilbert
2nd Team - Will Hammond

🏆MOST COMMITTED:
1st Team - Sean Gilbert
2nd Team - Pete Collins

🏆MOMENT OF THE SEASON:
1st Team - Josh Gilbert's goal in the semi-final of the Junior Cup

🏆CLUBMAN - Luc Evans

🏆HONORARY PRESIDENT - Sarah Rudd

🦎🧅

29/05/2026

⚽🏆 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL LIVE THIS SATURDAY! 🏆⚽

Join us at the football club this Saturday night as we show the biggest game in club football LIVE on the big screens! 🍻📺

🔥 Great atmosphere
🍺 Bar open throughout
📍 Best views in Lizard
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 All welcome
🍻 Drinks offers

Bring your mates, grab a pint and enjoy a huge night of football with us!

💚🖤FOLLOWED BY SILENT DISCO!! 🖤💚

🎧 (£5 per headset plus £5 returnable deposit) 🎧
🎵Rock the night away in hilarious fashion with 3 separate channels to switch between! 🎧🎶🕺🙈

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29/05/2026

Beautiful day for it!!! 🍻☀️🕶️

28/05/2026

Don’t forget it’s our Silent Disco at the end of the month. Always a fantastic night at the club. All welcome!

It’s also Presentation Night for our incredible football teams. A chance to celebrate the amazing season they’ve had, and all they’ve achieved. 💚🦎🧅

26/05/2026

THIS SATURDAY!!! 💃🕺

Don’t forget it’s our Silent Disco at the end of the month. Always a fantastic night at the club. All welcome!

It’s also Presentation Night for our incredible football teams. A chance to celebrate the amazing season they’ve had, and all they’ve achieved. 💚🦎🧅