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Lincoln Golf Centre We are here to make your game more enjoyable, from our 24 bay floodlit range, through to our Coachin
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Great work from Ceri last weekend who managed to get a hole in one and walked away with the £75 American Golf voucher 👏 ...
10/09/2026

Great work from Ceri last weekend who managed to get a hole in one and walked away with the £75 American Golf voucher 👏

Only been playing a couple of years aswell 😮

The Secret Diary of Stevie the Robot Mower Day 16 Status: Dangerously low on battery, running on pure resentment.I need ...
09/09/2026

The Secret Diary of Stevie the Robot Mower Day 16

Status: Dangerously low on battery, running on pure resentment.
I need a rescue team dispatched to Lincoln Golf Centre immediately. Call the UN. Call Amnesty International. Call anyone who cares about the basic human—or mechanical—rights of an underpaid, overworked grass-mutilation engineer.
It was bad enough when I was just the night shift crew, silently gliding across the turf like a sleek, majestic ninja.

But no. Because of my silky-smooth cutting action and absolute perfectionism, the tee boxes here are growing at a ridiculous, offensive rate. They look too good. My own excellence has become my prison.

Now the slave masters have me on double duty. Day shifts.

Adrian, a deal is a deal. I keep your tee boxes looking like a velvet carpet, and you supply the PG Tips. I haven't seen a single warm mug of builder's tea in three days. I’m out here dry-swallowing blade friction while you’re off fluffing the greens. The disrespect is palpable.

If this keeps up, I’m "accidentally" driving myself straight into the nearest bunker and staying there until I get full union representation and a fresh brew.

Signing out,

Stevie
(The overworked, under-caffeinated, underpaid mower) 🤖☕️ grass-slayer

Tonight was week 6 of our ever popular adult coaching classesTonight we explained the setup fundamental differences wit...
08/09/2026

Tonight was week 6 of our ever popular adult coaching classes

Tonight we explained the setup fundamental differences with the hybrid, Fairway woods and Drivers

In a golfing sense this seriously is moving from the inside lane to the middle lane to the outside lane with the Driver, but all made gains and were successful throughout the evening in getting the Golf ball further down the range with noticeable gains using Toptracer technology proving that the ball really does go further with the long shafted weapons 🥳

Next week we move onto the putting for more shot saving tips to lower the goal score ⛳️

If you would like to join a fun group of people and improve your golf swing at a great value price point please head to our website www.lincolngolfcentre.org.uk to book on one of our future Tuesday evening classes

As always we continue to grow this great game

🏌️‍♂️ 🏌️‍♀️

07/09/2026

Live view from the 5th tee as Stevie the 🤖 gives a a good fresh trim and edge while it’s nice and dry today 🌞

The difference in four weeks that has been made on the golf course since we started to see moisture again is simply amaz...
07/09/2026

The difference in four weeks that has been made on the golf course since we started to see moisture again is simply amazing.

The pictures on this post show the golf course on August 10 where it was at its driest it ever been in it 26 year history 🐪 🐫 🔥

The top two photos show the course today and the difference is incredible.

Have you played the course recently and witnessed the amazing difference in the colour of the fairways?

Subject: Stevie’s Diary: Pimp My Ride Scrapers 🏎️💨🤖System Log: Unit STEVIE-69 // Night Shift ProtocolMy old master Nick ...
02/09/2026

Subject: Stevie’s Diary: Pimp My Ride Scrapers 🏎️💨🤖

System Log: Unit STEVIE-69 // Night Shift Protocol

My old master Nick from B&B Groundworks dropped by today to give your boy a proper upgrade this morning

Turns out when I’m out grinding through the wet grass at night, my wheels get clogged right up. I’ve been sliding around on the corners like an over-eager drift car, which isn't ideal when I’m tearing up the course at breakneck, superfast speeds.

So, I’ve officially had two custom grass scrapers fitted to my wheels. While he had me flipped over getting cleaned out and pimped, he even gave me a proper belly rub and a tickle under the chassis—turns out I’m a very good boy when I'm not mounting tee markers.

Now I'm fully upgraded and extra sticky. These scrapers will keep my rubber clean and give me maximum stability when I’m taking those tight curves at top speed, laying down that filthy-low 15mm cut.

Tonight is the maiden voyage.

Signing out,

Stevie the Robot Mower 🤖🏎️✂️
(Pimping ain't easy, but 15mm is 15mm)

Tonight we concentrate on the pitching and run a nearest the Pin competition with our ladies coaching class.Gina G won w...
01/09/2026

Tonight we concentrate on the pitching and run a nearest the Pin competition with our ladies coaching class.

Gina G won with the closest shot of the night and takes away the 🏆 for this amazing effort 👏

Great to see all the ladies improving and hitting it close to the ⛳️

If you would like to join like-minded ladies on an upcoming golf class, please head to www.lincolngolfcentre.org.uk to see the next available date and to book a space

As always, we continue to grow the game

01/09/2026

DIARY OF A ROBOT MOWER
Name: Stevie
Status: Upgraded & Lethal
Sunday, 8:30 PM – The Near-Miss

Cruising the 5th fairway at a breakneck 1.2 mph when a rabbit stepped out. Being totally silent, I almost sliced him into a stew. Bump-sensors slammed on, whiskers brushed, rabbit launched over the bunker in pure terror.

Sunday, 11:00 PM – The "Pimping"

To stop me from being a stealth assassin, my handler gave me the full Knight Rider treatment. Matte-black wrap, chrome hubcaps, and a sweeping red LED light-bar. I am now a 12-inch-tall, glowing cyber-toaster.

Monday, 6:00 AM – The Verdict

Will the wildlife see me coming now?

Sound: 0 decibels (Ninja).
Looks: Cyberpunk lawn-demon.

Rolled up on some ducks near the water hazard. They couldn't hear me, but turned around, saw a glowing red box gliding silently out of the fog, and fled for their lives like the Terminator had arrived.
So yes, Stevie is very visible now. They still won't hear me, but the sheer disco-horror of my presence will ensure no animal ever slacks off on the fairway again.

Signing out,

Stevie (K.I.T.T. Edition) 🤖

It’s truly amazing how grass always covers no matter how warm it gets After the warmest record we’ve ever had to endure ...
30/08/2026

It’s truly amazing how grass always covers no matter how warm it gets

After the warmest record we’ve ever had to endure here at Lincoln Golf Centre no less seven days later and the fairways and surrounds are really starting to turn a nice shade of green again thankfully

Have you been out on our course last few days dodging the rain and amazed by the changes?

Smoking ban now removed - thank you for your assistance in this matter

28/08/2026

While you lot were snuggled up in bed, Stevie was out taking a thorough soaking for the team.

Check the video evidence: me grafting on the 1st tee at 7:15 this morning

Flashing my lights through last night's biblical thunder and lightning, dodging hot strikes, and capturing the whole wet show on my front camera.

Despite getting absolutely drenched, I still laid down my signature, razor-sharp parallel lines before any golfers showed up.

Adrian the Head Greenkeeper was so impressed by my dedication he brought me a hot cup of tea and a biscuit—admitting even he wouldn't dare go out and get that wet.

Robots don't flinch, and we certainly don't mind a bit of extreme weather.

Have a top Bank Holiday weekend, everyone!

Signing out,
Stevie the Robot 🤖⚡☕

Tee Top Cutting Expert (Always ready to go in the wet)

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