15/07/2026
Violence can find you anywhere, at anytime in any state or situation.
The last place I was expecting was my happy place.....the beach , well a beach car park !
Not over a parking space, or a damaged vehicle. Something as simple as a guy wanted to get into his car and I had the nerve to be in his way........
let me set the sence for you dear reader. After a lovely afternoon of swimming and sunbathing myself and my family where back at our truck, packing stuff up and getting changed into our dry gear, with the usual comically trying not to show the whole world your arse , as you hop about with one leg in your boxers........ it was at this very point the villain of our story appears.......
At the open drivers door (acting as a world arse barrier)
Looking up, abit surprised and seeing some random , I say "give me a second mate , I'll be out your way in a second ......still fighting with the wet leg boxer situation!
With zero f***s given and not enough room for two the other man decided a second was to long to wait , and pushed pass me !
Sending my hoping boxers show to the rest of the world.
In flip flops , on gravel , on a 25 % gradient....
HULK MODE ENGAGES!!!!!! 😡
Quickly established a solid base, pants in hand ,( never underestimate the power of pants in a self defense situation!) quickly went into a "fence" position and restored law and order to the man who's world was about to become a nightmare........
"BACK THE F**K UP AND WAIT YOU IMPATIENT T**T ! , PANTS OR NO PANTS I WILL KNOCK YOU THE F**K OUT !!!!"
The knobber looks visibly confused at this .....bullys always do when people stand up to them !
Knobber tried to push by again.........not going to happen, right hand to throat, (cheeky squeeze of the wind pipe ) pushed to his van he soon realised it was a no go. Might have been the look on my face.......
All this with his f**k ugly potatoe of a wife screaming at him " to leave it Jethro!!!!" Telling me to f**k off !
He started this I reply , pointing out I'm the one stood there minding my own business just trying to put my pants on
Gets in his van holding his throat, make a speedy retreat.
My wife a cool as a cucumber says , Jon .....put you're pants on ! 🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
Happy holidays everyone!!!🤣
