22/03/2026
Well well well girls,
How embarrassing is it driving an hour at 7am to play s**t hockey against a s**t team and only win 3-0. We may not have scored but I guarantee they are still talking about us. Lincoln women’s 1s have dropped off. Glad Captain mummy showed up, then got sent off then complained the whole match, again proving just how boring the ladies 1s are. Pony plait probably should’ve been carded cause apparently hockey has contact now ? Well in Maisie at least we got our own back even if it cost us a 5 min yellow. Girl let your hair breathe, or you’ll be joining the receding goalie in Turkey 2027. “They are all freaks idk” men’s quote of the year. At least the women’s lincoln 1st decided to not be bloody boring this year and actually came out and enjoyed themselves . Speaking of growth, glad to see they still nibble at everything we say. We may be worse at hockey but at least we look like we enjoy playing it. Having all that money for coaches, pitches and everything else you ask for, not having an away kit is a tad embarrassing, is it because you have been losing or playing s**t at all your away games? “A big win” Isn’t that what you said it would be ? 2 leagues above us and can’t seem to do anything accept dish around the back. Glad to see the iPad tactics from the coach played off well especially when 2 of the goals were scored by us. Come join us in tier 5 Ladies, maybe give your 2s a chance in your league, they might actually have fun and play decent hockey. Can’t wait for next year, you made us look half good at hockey. 💙💛
