05/09/2026
If anyone turned up today expecting a calm, sensible, orderly start to the season… well, that didn’t happen!!!
The boys kicked off their campaign with a match that swung back and forth so wildly it felt less like football and more like watching a pendulum powered by Haribo and adrenaline. Honestly, I’d love to give you a detailed minute‑by‑minute breakdown — but the game went that fast, that chaotic, and that dramatically, I’m pretty sure half of it happened in another dimension.
What I do remember is this:
• We conceded a few
• Then we scored.
• Then we conceded again.
• Then we scored again.
• Then something else happened that may or may not have been a goal, a tackle, or a small tornado.
• Then we scored.
• Then we conceded.
• Then we scored again because… well, we’re the Thundercats.
Basically, imagine a seesaw. Now imagine that seesaw is on a trampoline. Now imagine that trampoline is on a rollercoaster. That was the match.
But here’s the important bit: football is back, and the lads kicked off the season with exactly what you’d expect — passion, chaos, determination, and enough drama to keep me awake wondering what’s just happened for at least 2 nights.
What we do know is our 3 debutants were outstanding and look like they’ve been part of the team forever. One of them scoring his first goal with a strike from distance
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Usually I’d list the scorers here with the number of ⚽️⚽️⚽️ but I’m not even sure I’d get that right given how crazy, fun and chaotic that game was
Harry ⚽️
Thomas⚽️
Eliot ⚽️
Casey ⚽️