17/06/2026
A Racing Driver’s Guide To Watching The World Cup!!
As someone who’s watched approximately four football matches in his entire life, I’ve spent tonight translating football into motorsport terms…
⚽ Goal = Overtake
⚽ Yellow Card = Track Limits Warning
⚽ Red Card = The Clerk Would Like A Word
⚽ Penalty = Caused A Collision
⚽ Manager = Team Principal
⚽ Referee = Steward Nobody Agrees With
⚽ Injury Time = One More Lap
⚽ VAR = 45 Minutes In The Scrutineering Bay Arguing About The Rules
⚽ Midfield Battle = Following Someone For 12 Laps Waiting For Them To Make A Mistake
⚽ Playing It Out From The Back = Leaving The Pits On Cold Tyres
⚽ Parking The Bus = Defending With A Bent Steering Arm
⚽ Clean Sheet = No Contact All Weekend
⚽ Diving = It Only Touched The Kerb A Bit
⚽ World Cup Final = Civic Cup Race 3 At 4:58pm On Sunday
Still not entirely sure what’s going on, but England seem to be doing alright and no one has had to get the tracking gear out!