MAN v FAT Wirral/Wirral MAN v FAT FC

11/09/2026

🔥⚔️ SOCIAL TEAM. IT’S YOUR TURN. ⚔️🔥

The First Team got the season underway last weekend… now the Social Team are ready to go! 💙💚

This Sunday we welcome Blackburn Town to Vauxhalls as the lads get their campaign underway.

A new season. A new squad. Plenty to prove.

🆚 Blackburn Town
📍 Vauxhalls
⏰ 09:15 KO

The Socials are ready. Let’s get behind them! 👊🏼

💙💚 COME ON WIRRAL!

10/09/2026

⚽️🔥 GOAL OF THE WEEK – WEEK 8 🔥⚽️

Another week and another batch of absolute beauties! 🚀 Who’s taking the crown this time? 👑

🏆 WEEK 8 NOMINEES 🏆

1️⃣ F. Murphy
2️⃣ S. Turner
3️⃣ S. Turner
4️⃣ M. Hendren
5️⃣ J. Charters
7️⃣ N. Pickering
8️⃣ C. Deakin

🎥 Watch all the nominated goals and then cast your vote!

🗳️ Pick your favourite in the poll and help decide our Week 8 Goal of the Week winner!

👇🏼 WHO GETS YOUR VOTE? 👇🏼

09/09/2026

🌟Player Spotlight 🌟

✨Colin Balshaw
✨Goalkeeper
✨Wirral Socials

⚽️ Football
* Preferred position? Goalkeeper
* Best game you’ve ever played? Warrington A Away
* Toughest opponent you’ve faced? Warrington A
* Favourite save you’ve made? Penalty vs Blackpool
* One teammate you’d always want in your 5-a-side? Tommy P
* Boots: Black or colourful? Colourful
* Dream stadium to play at? Anfield
* If you could sign one player for Wirral MVF who would it be? John Barnes
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💁🏻‍♂️ Off The Pitch
* Tea or Coffee? Coffee
* Pint of choice? Erdinger
* Favourite takeaway? Pizza
* Favourite TV series? Breaking Bad
* Favourite music artist? Doechii
* Xbox or PlayStation? PC
* Biggest pet hate? Open mouth chewing
* If you weren’t playing football, what would you be doing? Video Games
* Three words your teammates would use to describe you? Cat, Overthinker, Weird
* Who’s funniest in the squad? Richie L
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👀 Squad Opinions
* Fastest player? Tommy P
* Hardest tackler? Jamie Riseborough
* Biggest moaner? Sam Turner
* Best banter? Mike Hendren
* Most likely to get sent off? Liam Bailey
* Best trainer? Ste Francis
* Who always turns up late? Lewis Jones
* Who’s got the best left foot? Lewis Jones
* Who would make the best manager? Tommy Nolan
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🔮 This Season
* Top scorer? Tommy P
* Top assister? James Charters
* Player of the Season? Mike Hendren
* Biggest surprise package? Terry Graham
* Most improved player? Rob Boon
* Your personal target? Less than 10 goals conceded all season
* Score prediction for the next match? 2-0 Wirral

08/09/2026

🏃‍♂️ GOOD LUCK LEE! 🏃‍♂️

A massive shoutout to one of our lads, Lee Godwin, who’s taking on the Great North Run! 💪🏼🔥

It’s an incredible challenge and a brilliant effort for a great cause. Everyone is right behind you mate, go out there, enjoy the atmosphere and smash it! 👏🏼🏅

If you’d like to support Lee and help him raise as much as possible, you can donate here 👇🏼

https://ajbellgreatnorthrun2026.enthuse.com/pf/lee-godwin?utm_source=enthuse&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=f-GNROB&utm_content=GNRpage&utm_campaign=website&utm_medium=email&utm_source=enthuse

Every donation makes a difference. 💙

Good luck, Lee, go smash the Great North Run! 🏃‍♂️🔥

In 2014, I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer. Watching him go through it showed me just how cruel and unforgiving this disease can be. It’s one of the toughest cancers out there, with far too few treat

07/09/2026

🔥⚽ FRIDAY NIGHT RECAP ⚽🔥

Another Friday night done and dusted, with kilos disappearing, goals flying in and a few lads desperately hoping nobody checks the scales twice 😂

👏🏼 James Charters is this week’s Amazing Loser, cracking effort mate! Clearly decided carrying less weight around might make chasing the ball slightly easier.

🎩 Massive well done to all the Hat Trick Heroes this week, and congratulations to everyone who made Team of the Week. Some serious performances out there.

📉 Chris Amos is still sitting proudly at the top of the Amazing Losers chart with a huge 9.72% lost. At this rate we’ll need to start checking he hasn’t left a limb at home before weigh-in.

⚽ Meanwhile Paul continues to lead the Top Scorers with 11.5 goals. Half a goal still sounds suspicious, but we’ll allow it.

🏆 At the top of the Combined League, things are tighter than a pair of jeans after Christmas dinner. F.C. Copenhäagen-Dazs and Ajaxidentally Got Fat FC are both on 13 points, separated only by goal difference.

The Pitch League is even more chaotic, with Ajaxidentally Got Fat, F.C. Copenhäagen-Dazs AND Fatburn Rovers all locked on 10 points. One dodgy deflection could change the entire table.

⚖️ Over in the Scale League, however, the ice cream men of F.C. Copenhäagen-Dazs are absolutely flying. They’re five points clear with just six games remaining and are starting to look very difficult to catch.

But six weeks is a long time in MAN v FAT… one takeaway-heavy weekend and the whole thing can go t**s up. 🍕🍔😂

Keep tracking, keep grafting, keep scoring… and for the love of God stay away from the kebab shop on the way home. 👏🏼 ⚽💪🏼

07/09/2026

06/09/2026

🏆⚽ GOAL OF THE WEEK – WEEK 7 WINNER! ⚽🏆

HE’S BACK ON THE THRONE! 👑🔥

Congratulations to T. POLLARD, who takes the Week 7 Goal of the Week crown! 🏆⚽

After winning Weeks 3 & 4, Pollard makes it THREE Goal of the Week titles this season! 😮‍💨🔥

🏆 Week 3 ✅
🏆 Week 4 ✅
🏆 Week 7 ✅

HAT-TRICK OF CROWNS! 👑👑👑

Can anyone stop him adding a fourth? 👀😂

06/09/2026

🎙️ POST-MATCH INTERVIEW | SAM TURNER #6

We caught up with Sam Turner after the game to get his thoughts on the performance, the result and the team’s effort out on the pitch. 💙⚽

🎥 Watch the full interview below.

06/09/2026

Full Time ⚽️

06/09/2026

Kick-off T-minus 5 minutes… ⏳⚽️

The lads are ready, the team sheet is in, and it’s nearly time to get underway! 💚🤍

Wirral MVF FC First Team vs Warrington MVF FC

Come on Wirral! 💪🏼🔥