Polski Zjednoczony Klub Sportowy - Gdańsk

02/09/2026

🔥 8-5! That’s how we roll in Gameweek 2 of the Lanarkshire MH Football League! 🔥EK Colts Retro put up a solid fight, but our goal-scoring machine was simply unstoppable! We stopped counting after hitting eight past them, and the opponent's net is probably still on fire. 😎⚽️ PLAY OF THE MATCH:Make sure to replay the moment Dominik fires it home from inside the penalty box! Adam and Kamil executed a corner kick routine with such pinpoint precision that the defenders are still looking for the ball, leaving Dominik to finish the job with a powerful strike. Pure class!Watch the highlights, drop a like, and share it around!

🫵📅 NEXT STOP: HAMILTON!We keep moving forward! We are back in action on September 13th against P2P Hamilton.⏰ Kick-off: 1:30 PM🏟 Venue: Hamilton Palace Sports GroundShow up, bring your friends, and help us secure another 3 points with your amazing support! 💪🥁

01/09/2026

📊 Calculators are out! PZKS Club Stats after Gameweek 2
📊The Lanarkshire MH Football League season hit the ground running faster than our wingers chasing a through ball. Two games are officially in the bag, so it’s time for a quick audit to see who is shining in the spotlight and who needs to buy a crate of drinks for the dressing room!

Here is the breakdown: ⚽ Goalscorers: Kamil is currently leading the pack, but the rest of the boys are already adjusting their sights. That Golden Boot won't win itself!

🎯 Assists: The "just pass it, I'll finish" department. The boys are serving up absolute dimes on a silver platter. It'd be a crime to waste them.

🟨 Cards: Well... there’s no soft defending in this league! Word on the street is those yellow cards were for "cleanly winning the ball," but the ref clearly had other ideas. Shoutout to our sponsors for covering the fines! 😉

👕 Minutes Played: Men of steel. Lungs left out on the pitch, and the muscle soreness is definitely still lingering.Takeaways? Noted. Defensive mistakes? Analyzed (we promise to fix them, or at least foul a bit harder next time). The locker room atmosphere is buzzing, and this rollercoaster ride is just getting started! 🎢

🔥Huge thanks to everyone who came out to lose their voices on the sidelines! Your energy fuels us more than a pre-match energy drink. 🥤💪Tag the player in the comments who you think will rack up the most yellow cards by the end of the season! Loser buys the next round! 👇🤣

31/08/2026

🔥 WHAT A MATCH! PZKS WINS A TOTAL GOAL-FEST! 🎯🦅We got it, guys! 3 points are in the bag after an absolutely crazy matchday 2 in the Lanarkshire MH Football League!If anyone arrived even 5 minutes late to this game, they probably missed about three goals. Both teams seemed to forget that defending exists and went all-out attack!

💥 In the end, we kept our cool and took the whole jackpot!PZKS 8 : 5 East Kilbride Colts Retro🦁 HUGE SHOUTOUT TO THE WHOLE TEAM! Character, grit, and absolute fighting spirit from the first to the last minute – that's what won us the game today! No one even thought about letting up for a single second. Showed real team unity today and proved that we always play until the final whistle! Proud of the boys! 💪🔥🚀

WHAT A DEBUT! In this match, Dominik Piwowar made his official debut in our colors and... what a way to start! Dominik immediately bagged 2 goals (⚽️⚽️) and provided an assist! Hats off, mate! Welcome to the team and congrats on a stellar first game! 🥂👏👑 MAN OF THE MATCH: Kamiński Adam! He was doing absolute magic on the pitch today – smashed a hat-trick (3 goals! ⚽️⚽️⚽️) and added 2 assists to his name! The opponents are probably still looking for him on the grass. Pure class, Adam! 🏄‍♂️🎩🤝 Respect to East Kilbride Colts Academy! Huge thanks for a very open, tough game and a massive dose of football emotions. Class on and off the pitch – best of luck in your upcoming matches!

📅 NEXT MATCH:No slowing down! Our next battle is waiting for us on September 13th at 1:30 PM. We will face P2P Hamilton at the Hamilton Palace Sports Ground! Save the date and come down to support us! 🔥

26/08/2026

⚽️ WEEK 2 UPDATE: LEAGUE DRAMA & GAME ON!

Alright lads and lasses - things just got spicy before the whistle even blows! After our crazy 4-6 opening battle against Rhinos Rovers, our PZKS squad is locking in for Week 2 of the Lanarkshire Mental Health Football League!

There is already some major league drama!
Our opponents. EK Colts, were handed a 3-0 walkover win because Glenbuck fielded an ineligible player in Week 1!, So while Glenbuck won on the pitch, EK Colts take the 3 points on paper.

This means they are coming into Sunday's game with points in the bag and plenty of confidence. But we love a challenge, and we are hungrier than ever to claim our own first victory of the season!

To give us that extra edge, we've got some massive squad boosts ready for Sunday: Volodimir Ovchinnikov and Bartek Kowerko are back in the squad and ready to cause some chaos!

‼️‼️ NEW ‼️‼️

Dominik Piwowar is making his official debut in our colors welcome to the crew, Dominik!

Let's hit the ground running!

The stage is set: VS PZKS vs. EK Colts

17 Sunday, August 30th

Kick-off: 1:00 PM

Location: Hamilton Palace Sports Ground

Remember, even though things get competitive and unpredictable on the pitch, this league is all about something much bigger. We play to clear our heads, support mental health awareness, and back each other up. Come down to support the lads or at least drop a like and a comment below! Let's get it!

Lanarkshire Mental Health 8's League

24/08/2026