24/08/2026
Cross-eyed and completely committed. That's the professional standard you're getting here.
I recorded a Straw Phonation video for a client today and genuinely cannot decide if I look more like someone doing cutting-edge vocal science or someone who's just spotted a spider on the ceiling. It's a fine line.
(For context, Straw Phonation is a vocal technique where you hum through a narrow straw to help the vocal cords find their optimal balance. It's brilliant. It's also deeply undignified. And I am apparently incapable of doing it without my face doing absolutely everything.)
Here's what I love about this though.
That video, silly faces and all, was made specifically for one person. Not a generic tutorial, not a one-size-fits-all exercise sheet, not a YouTube video I found at 11pm and forwarded with "try this!". It was built around what that particular client needs, right now, at this stage of their vocal journey.
That's what bespoke actually means.
Not a fancy word for expensive. Not a programme with your name typed into a template at the top. Actually looking at where someone is, what's holding them back, and working out what's going to help them specifically.
For this client, the straw work is helping them reconnect with a lighter, freer coordination in their voice. The kind of thing that's hard to explain with words alone, which is why the video exists. So they can hear it, see it (cross-eyed expression and all) and try it themselves between sessions without second-guessing whether they're doing it right.
This is the bit people don't always expect when they start working with me.
They come in thinking voice coaching is going to be lots of scales and "do, re, mi" and me pointing at a diagram of a larynx. And yes, we do cover the mechanics because understanding how your voice actually works is genuinely useful and completely changes how you approach it. But most of what we do is far more specific than that.
We work out what you're actually doing with your voice. What habits have crept in. What tension you're holding and where. What your voice can do when you stop fighting it. And then we build from there, in a direction that makes sense for you.
Some clients need confidence more than technique. Some need technique to get confidence. Some need to stop gripping their throat like it owes them money (very common, no judgement). Some need to reconnect with why they loved singing in the first place before anything else is possible.
The straw phonation client today is making real progress, and honestly, watching someone's voice open up and surprise them is one of my favourite things. Worth every ridiculous face I pull in the process.
So if you're wondering what working with me actually looks like, this is a good example. Proper technique, real understanding of what's happening in your voice, and content made just for you rather than pulled from a generic library.
Also, apparently, me going cross-eyed on camera for science.
If you're curious about vocal coaching and what it could do for you, whether you want to sing better, speak with more confidence, or just stop sounding like you're permanently apologising for existing, drop me a message and let's have a chat. No commitment, no hard sell. Just a conversation.
Big love (and better face coordination next time, hopefully). π€π»π₯