05/08/2026
Well, my first ever private tour happened. 🖤
What was supposed to be a two-hour walk from the Castle turned into five 🫣 we made it as far as World’s End (an actual Old Town spot, not a comment on our pace 🤣).
By the time you add rain, lunch at Coldtown House, ice cream at Mary’s Milk Bar, an 11-page document written in German 🇩🇪 on my iPad, and my inability to stop talking about dead people ☀️ sunshine turned up too. I can’t take credit for that.
Thorsten, Silke, Helmut and Karin let me drag them past witch trials, Maggie Dickson’s almost-hanging, ⚰️ grave robbers and the surgeons 🪚who paid them, architectural confusion, religious chaos, and ocassional pop culture references, out to the edge of the old walled city — and were kind about it afterward:
“Melanie is a fantastic guide; she adapts to the pace of even the slowest participant... We felt well taken care of.” — Thorsten
“Die Tour war wahnsinnig gut. Melanie konnte alles so anschaulich erklären.” — Karin
Thorsten also sent an email afterward so lovely I reread it more than once — about bringing history to life rather than reciting it. (Be still, my gothic ❖ heart.)
🤦🏻♀️The one thing that didn’t happen across five hours? A single photo. Not one — not of me, not of them, not even the obligatory group selfie. Enjoy this ‘extremely accurate’ recreation instead.
🎟️ Dates for the (much shorter, 90-minute) public version are live. 🔗 Link in bio.
📸 by Julia | Firmament Creative & 𝕲𝖊𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖆 | Horror | Weird Lit Fic