07/09/2026
I’m a Prick.
And I have the car locking event amongst other things to prove it. 🫣
It started with me casually wandering off to Cactus in the Castle, leaving Anna and Bram locked in the car while I admired some plants.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Luckily, a lovely man found me and said
“Think you’ve locked your Mrs and kid in the car. Just a heads up… she’s a bit angry.” 😤🫣
So, obviously, I carried on and bought some incredible cactus. 🌵(Joking — I did unlock the car.)
My guilty… not-so-guilty hobby.
Meanwhile, little man is potty training. When he says he needs a wee, you know you haven’t got long.
It’s like someone’s shouted “CLAYMORE!”
YOU’VE GOT TO MOVE. 💨
So he has a wee outside the food truck. 😣
He’s also having one of those days where he’s decided not to listen to anything and has discovered the volume button on his voice.
I won’t even tell you about the other accident. 🤣 Too crude.
Later, at the cactus auction, Bram brings in a singing, dancing cactus singing Happy Birthday in Mexican. 🇲🇽
Funny the first couple of times.
By about the 47th time… not so much. 🤣
Then he finds some pens and draws all over himself because apparently he’s a monster.
His words.
But to be fair… we agreed. 👹
After making a cheeky bid or two, I start carting cactus back to the car.
Open the boot.
Start loading.
Get distracted talking to someone.
Press the button.
LOCK.
My keys are now inside the car.
Anna is pi**ed.
She wants to go home.
I walk back towards her and she says:
“You okay?”
She’s thinking something terrible has happened.
“Mmmm… well… I’ve locked the keys in the car.”