06/09/2026
🎤 WELL… THAT WAS SOME SINGING! 😂
Horrendous singing today, but congratulations to Ann for somehow convincing us she was the “best singer” and taking home the drinks voucher! 🥂👏
The rest of you must do better next time. Although, judging by today, the bar may need to start sponsoring the singing rather than the bingo! 😂
And it looks like our new Irish Bingo has become a popular sport… particularly the bit where everyone abuses the host! 🤣
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📍 Townhill Community & Bowling Club
🗓 Sunday 4th October 2026
🚪 Doors Open: 1:15pm
👀 Eyes Down: 2:00pm SHARP!
(Late arrivals will be stared at... and possibly judged.)
🎟 £10 Per Card
💸 Got an extra £2? Have a crack at our Irish Bingo – winner takes the lot!
✨ 9 Games • Plenty of Winners • Even More Questionable Shouts of "BINGO!" ✨
🟡 Games 1–7
• One Line – £5
• Full House – £10
🔵 Flyer Game
• One Line – £5
• Two Lines – £10
• Full House – £15
❄️ SNOWBALL JACKPOT – GAME 8
💥 Full House in 60 numbers or fewer wins the £60 JACKPOT!
💷 Miss the Snowball? Don't panic – there's still a guaranteed £35 waiting for someone.
🍻 The bar will be open...
Because some bingo decisions are much easier to accept after a G&T.
🎤 Expect terrible singing, dramatic celebrations, suspiciously lucky people, and at least one person who'll shout "BINGO!" just as you're one number away.
🖊 Bring your dabbers, your lucky charm, and that auntie who somehow wins every single week despite insisting she's "never lucky."
Come along for an afternoon of laughs, near misses, false alarms, dodgy bingo etiquette, and the annual reminder that two little ducks still causes half the room to quack. 🦆😂
🎉 See you Sunday – and may the bingo gods be ever in your favour! 🎉
