03/09/2026
🚨 WARNING: OUR CLASSES MAY RESULT IN AN HOUR WHERE NOBODY NEEDS ANYTHING FROM YOU. 😂
You do NOT need to be slim.
You do NOT need to be bendy.
You do NOT need expensive leggings.
And you definitely do NOT need to be able to put your foot behind your head.
Quite frankly, if you can do that, we have questions. 😂
Our ladies-only yoga classes are full of normal women with normal bodies who occasionally make strange noises when getting back up off the floor.
🤍 TRANQUIL YOGA
Basically an hour where nobody can ask you…
“Mum, where’s my charger?”
“What’s for dinner?”
“Have you seen my keys?”
“Where are my clean socks?”
Because you’ll be lying on a yoga mat in pretending none of them exist. 😌😂
Tuesday — 10:00
Wednesday — 18:30
🖤 YOGA SHRED
For those days when tranquillity isn’t enough and you’d quite like to take your frustrations out on your thighs.
Wednesday — 19:45
Thursday — 10:00
⚠️ Possible side effects include:
Walking downstairs like you’re 94.
Discovering muscles you didn’t know you owned.
Saying “OH LORD ” while trying to sit on the toilet the next morning.
And becoming suspiciously excited about going back next week. 😂
Ladies only. Beginner friendly. All shapes, sizes and fitness levels welcome.
Come as you are.
We promise nobody is judging your downward dog.
We’re all far too busy worrying about our own. 😂
📍 DUNBLANE
📞 Call — 07807644468
🌐 Visit — www.mbs-scotland.com
BOOKING REQUIRED
Because 27 women arriving with yoga mats and saying “I saw it on Facebook” would give us a nervous breakdown. 😂
Our Tranquil Yoga Class is a gentle, welcoming experience designed to help you relax, unwind, and reconnect with yourself. Perfect for beginners and ladies of all ages, each session combines mindful movement, calming breathwork, soothing music, soft lighting, beautiful aromatherapy, and guided medit...