24/06/2026
Some sections of the media are reporting that the world cup trophy may have been stolen for a third time. In March 1966 'Pickles' the dog sniffed out the solid gold icon which had been hidden under a bush. There are claims that - unbelievably - the trophy was stolen again in July that year by eleven charlatans!
Can lightening strike thrice? A tartan army footsoldier has claimed to have stumbled over the iconic award this week while partying in Miaimi with mates. Stevie Paker a member of a crew know as the 'New Bazaar Doonhamers' (a pub that doesn't even exist) explained. 'It was just there, lying under a carefully tidied up pile of empty Tennants cans'. Eye witnesses support Stevie' assertion that handing it in to 'Ramsdens' was the right thing to do.
This is of course all rubbish but, that photo of tartan army stalwart Stevie has been in the national press. Have a great time all and best wishes from your NBD pals! 😋