Doncaster Man V Fat

24/03/2026

⚽️ SEASON 21 IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY! ⚽️

What an incredible opening week at MVF Doncaster! The energy was high, the goals were flying in, and the scales were working overtime. Season 21 is already shaping up to be a classic.

Check out the highlights from Game Week 1:
🏆 The Standout Performers

A massive shoutout to our Team of the Week legends!

• MOTM Winners: Charlie Harker, Stephen Crane, and Dan Nicholson for dominated their respective games.
• Goalie of the Week: Leon Asgari keeping it tight between the sticks!
• Weight Loss Warriors: Michael Mellor and Alex Kennedy leading the charge on the scales!

🥅 Pitch Results & Golden Boot
The goals were shared across the league, but Charlie H has already taken an early lead in the Golden Boot race with 2 goals!

• Bayer Lagerkusen 3 - 1 Xavi Dodgers

• Cholesterol Palace 1 - 2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

• Pie Saint-Germain 4 - 0 Pork Vale

⚖️ The "Amazing Losers"

Football is only half the battle! We had some staggering numbers on the scales this week:

• Michael Mellor smashed it with a 3.00% loss!
• Craig Elliott (2.75%) and Alex Kennedy (2.70%) aren't far behind.

Combined with the weight-loss bonuses, the Weight & Goals Results have completely shifted the table! Bayer Lagerkusen and Pie Saint-Germain both racked up 11 total points thanks to their efforts on and off the pitch.

Top of the Team of the Season Leaderboard:
1. Charlie H (3 pts)
2. Adam T (2 pts)

Well done to everyone who laced up their boots and stepped on the scales this week. Let’s keep this momentum going into Week 2!

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06/03/2026

DARTS NIGHT For Andy’s Man Club 🎯

06/03/2026

Our first darts night! Such an incredible night raising money for Andy’s Man Club. Thank you to all those that came down and participated and thank you to Rory and the staff at the Styrrup Rossington for hosting us and scoring our tournament. 🎯

Congratulations Ryan Langham our first champion!!!

03/03/2026

🔥 GAME WEEK 13 – WEIGHT & GOALS RESULTS 🔥

Another huge night under the lights in the MVF Doncaster League 💪⚽

Here’s how the fixtures played out:

🔵 Pie Saint-Germain 9 – 3 Xavi Dodgers
🦅 Cholesterol Palace 1 – 15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels
🍺 Bayer Lagerkusen 9 – 4 Pork Vale

Big performances across the board this week 👏

📊 Team Tracking Bonus:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels, Bayer Lagerkusen

⚖️ Team Losing Bonus:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels, Pie Saint-Germain, Bayer Lagerkusen

🎩 Hattrick Heroes:
M. Lauder
P. Baker
M. Mellor
J. Pierrepont-Smith
T. Williams
R. Langham

💥 25% Club:
Massive shoutout to Ian Coles hitting an incredible 25% milestone – outstanding commitment and consistency 👏🔥

This league isn’t just about football – it’s about supporting each other, building better habits, and changing lives week by week.

Keep turning up. Keep putting the work in. Results follow effort 💚

24/02/2026

🏆 SEASON 20 CHAMPIONS CONFIRMED! 🏆

After Game Week 12, it’s official…

⚫️ PIE SAINT-GERMAIN HAVE WON THE SEASON 20 LEAGUE TITLE! ⚫️

A dominant campaign sees PSG crowned champions with 17 points and a massive +36 goal difference 👏🔥 Consistency on the pitch and commitment on the scales has made the difference all season.

Game Week 12 Results:
⚽ Pork Vale 1 – 3 Cholesterol Palace
⚽ Xavi Dodgers 3 – 9 Bayer Lagerkusen
⚽ Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels 7 – 12 Pie Saint-Germain

💪 Team Tracking Bonus:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels, Xavi Dodgers, Cholesterol Palace & Bayer Lagerkusen

🎩 Hattricks flying in this week as well – quality all round!

Massive respect to every single player this season. Results matter, but the real win is the weight loss, the fitness gains and the commitment shown week in, week out. 👏

Two weeks to go – positions still to play for, pride on the line, and momentum to build heading into next season.

Let’s finish strong 💥⚽

17/02/2026

🔥 GAME WEEK 11 – CUP ACTION! 🔥

Another huge night under the lights at MvF Doncaster and the cup did NOT disappoint! 💪⚽

🏆 Results:
🐢 Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels 7️⃣–4️⃣ Xavi Dodgers
🥧 Pork Vale 6️⃣–2️⃣ Pie Saint-Germain
🦅 Bayer Lagerkusen 7️⃣–4️⃣ Cholesterol Palace

Goals flying in everywhere and some massive performances when it mattered most!

🌟 Team of the Week:
MOTM Game 1 – Adam Trocha
MOTM Game 2 – Matt Stephenson
MOTM Game 3 – Charlie Harker
Best GK – Paul Baker
Biggest Loser – Trev Rose
2nd Biggest Loser – Danny Holmes

🎩 Hattricks this week:
A. Trocha
Chris Raynor
Matt Stephenson
Alex Donskoy
Paul Lockwood

👏 Team Tracking Bonus achieved by:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels
Xavi Dodgers
Cholesterol Palace
Pie Saint-Germain
Bayer Lagerkusen

No losing bonus and no % bonus this week – it’s all to play for as we head deeper into the cup! 👀🔥

Brilliant effort from everyone again – on and off the pitch. Let’s keep pushing those results and those scales in the right direction 💚⚽

03/02/2026

🔥 GAME WEEK 9 – WHAT A NIGHT! 🔥

Another huge week of action in the MVF Doncaster league, with big scores, standout performances and plenty of drama on the pitch! ⚽

🏆 Results
• Bayer Lagerkusen 7️⃣ – 3️⃣ Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels
• Pork Vale 7️⃣ – 1️⃣0️⃣ Xavi Dodgers
• Cholesterol Palace 3️⃣ – 7️⃣ Pie Saint-Germain

💥 Team Tracking Bonus
Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels, Xavi Dodgers, Pork Vale, Pie Saint-Germain & Bayer Lagerkusen 👏

🎯 Hattrick Heroes
Massive shoutout to:
J. Pierrepont-Smith, C. Harker, Paul Baker, Ryan Langham, Gary Heath, Sam Connick & Tom Williams 🔥

⭐ Team of the Week
MOTM performances from Alex Donskoy, Finlay Moreland & Paul Lockwood
Best GK: Danny Holmes 🧤
Biggest Loser: Leigh Almond
2nd Biggest Loser: Matt Stephenson

💪 No % bonus this week, but the battle in the league is heating up nicely… every goal and every pound lost matters!

👏 Top effort from everyone involved — see you next week for more football, more weight loss wins and more chaos on the pitch!

29/01/2026

🔥 GAME WEEK 8 – LEAGUE RECAP 🔥
Season 20’s Race for the Golden Scales is heating up and Game Week 8 delivered drama, goals, and big weight losses! ⚖️⚽

🏆 Top Weight Scores
🥇 C. Raynor – 11.00
🥈 P. Lockwood & F. Moreland – 8.00
🥉 A. Trocha – 7.00
👏 J. Pierrepont-Smith – 6.50

⚽ Pitch Results
• Pie Saint-Germain 1–0 Xavi Dodgers
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels 1–0 Cholesterol Palace
• Bayer Lagerkusen 1–0 Pork Vale

💥 Weight & Goals Results
• Xavi Dodgers 6–6 Pie Saint-Germain
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels 9–4 Cholesterol Palace
• Bayer Lagerkusen 5–2 Pork Vale

🎯 Hattrick Heroes
S. Hanks, F. Moreland, M. Lees & P. Lockwood

📊 Team Tracking Bonus
Cholesterol Palace, Pie Saint-Germain, Pork Vale, Bayer Lagerkusen & Teenage Mutant Ninja Škrtels

👕 Team of the Week
⭐ MOTM: Leon Asgari, Steve Hanks, Scott Ludlam
🧤 Best GK: Paul Baker
📉 Biggest Loser: Adam Trocha (2kg)
🥈 2nd Biggest Loser: Craig Asher (1.5kg)

🔥 Another massive week of effort, goals, and progress. The league is wide open and the race is on!
💪 Keep pushing lads — see you next week!

21/01/2026

🏆 Cup Matchday 2 🏆

Lagerkusen 🔴🍻 extend their lead at the top 💪

This has pretty much secured their spot in the cup final going into Matchday 3. However complacency could lead them into slipping through the cracks.

Theres now a mosh pit in the middle of the table with 4 other teams only separated by GD the magic of the cup continues to provide!

20/01/2026

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20/01/2026

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20/01/2026

Win on the pitch. Lose on the scales. 🏆📉

Doncaster men—it’s time to get active! Join a community of guys who love the game and want to get healthier. All abilities are welcome, from total beginners to seasoned players.

📍 Rossington Community Sports Village

🗓 Mondays | 19:00 - 20:30

Everything you need to succeed:
✅ Weekly 6-a-side
✅ Weight loss tracking
✅ Dedicated coaching
✅ Unbeatable team support

Tap the link in our bio to join MAN v FAT Doncaster today! ⚽️🔥 https://manvfatfootball.org/doncaster