10/09/2025
Venue - Swanton Morley Stadium 9-9-25
Firstly, lets get the final score out of the way ! To the best of my knowledge ( although others may have another version ) it was:-
YELLOWS 9 - 5 BLUE, RED, BLACK, WHITE & GREEN tops
Scorers:- Jack M 6, Carl W 4, Stevie G 3, Roger B 1
To referee the game, keep notes for a press report and remain sane was a rather difficult task, so in the end I decided not to bother. I thought the best course of action would be to blow the whistle at random intervals hoping that who ever had the ball at the time would stop to take a free kick without reason to question my decision ( fat chance ! ).
I asked myself, what had I just witnessed ? was it a football match, was everyone auditioning for swan lake or were there trials being held for an olympic 200m sprint ? I found it all very confusing 🤔 Anyway, here are some of the bullet points from what ever it was........
1) Despite carrying a back injury, suffering from a double hernia, a twisted ankle, finger and shoulder injuries, plus three broken ribs Andy M decided to take up his normal goalkeeping position and did extremely well to only concede the nine goals. At the other end Mick L whom was making his full goalkeeping debut carelessly conceded five unnecessary goals and was kept behind for extra training after the game.
2) The result of the 200m sprint trial was easily won by Dave P subject to successfully passing a drug test. Carl W was second followed by Stevie G who finished a distant third. I'm sure had Mick L not played in goal Stevie G would not have qualified.
3) Jack M spent most of the session waltzing ( hence the Swan Lake confusion ) through the opponents defence but still has some work to do on his pirouettes.
4) After Carl W passed the ball from one side of the pitch out of play on the other side to........??? I decided I could take no more and blew the final whistle a minute early.
5) Roger B asked for a special mention but I can't remember what for, could only have been something to do with a lucky goal.
6) There was the usual friendly banter throughout and a jolly good time was had by all in what could have been the last of the sunny, warm days.
Obvious Player of the Match:- Steve C, the only player who managed to walk the entire game.
PS special thanks to Mick L for not charging me for the honour of refereeing the game 😁