16/06/2026
💥MATCH REPORT 💥
🏏 Wick CC vs Colwinston CC 🏏
📅 Sunday 7 June 📅
With 99% of all cricket matches called off due to the torrential rainfall on Saturday it was with much surprise that we rocked up to the village green on Sunday with a decent prospect of a game.
With more weather apps consulted than NASA, we expected that rain was coming around 5.03pm (According to Gutsy) so shortened the match to 30 overs a side (After much negotiation).
The selection session held by Russ in the week was a very tough affair with several players falling short of his demanding requirements – including (much to everyone’s shock) the toughest man in village cricket Owen. That last sprint up the sand dunes of Merthyr Mawr doing nothing for him.
A debutant starting for us this week as well – welcome Iwan. A few of the older heads looked at Iwan and thought he could be a handy player (exact opposite of them i.e. young & athletic). When they overheard him and Tom discussing matches they had played against each other then they realised he must be good.
With Colwinston still arriving it was decided that Wick would bowl first. With no Owz, Ellis (who had somehow managed to survive selection boot camp – rumours that money changed hands are unproven) was asked to don the wicket keeping gear (for first time in about 3 years).
Gutsy and Tom opening the bowling. Gutsy decent first over, ball swinging in nicely. Tom then claiming 2 wickets in his first over (both bowled) to leave everyone a little stunned and nervous about how long game was going to last. Gutsy joined the party claiming 2 wickets (1 bowled & 1 caught by Saurabh) of his own before both did the honourable thing and took themselves off. With bowlers agreeing to bowl a max of 3 overs each, The combination of Young Sam & John next, both bowling well but the resolute Colwinston batsmen settling down to build a total. John did get a wicket in his last over, removing a Vale CC colleague with a catch by Andy.
Simon & Saurabh on next to bowl, Simon fresh back from the NY Knicks basketball game (ringside seats sitting next to Adam Sandler!). His usual tactic of wide, wide wicket failing for the first time in many years. Andy did a great impersonation of Owz at one stage, batsman going down the pitch, missing the ball , Andy actually catching it, batsman not trying to get back into his crease. Andy just looking at the ball in his hands, shocked and forgetting to try and run the batsman out. They do say you should try and emulate your heroes!
Spin twins of debutant Iwan and skipper Russ next, confusing the batsmen with a mix of leg & off spin with the odd top spinner thrown in. Ellis behind the stumps totally at ease reading the ball out of the hand and dealing with the variable bounce (Not!). Iwan did get the break through (and his first wicket for Wick) with a catch by Tom. After bowling Iwan came into slip and had a chat with Andy, Andy “ nice bowling, do you bowl on a Saturday normally” Iwan “No I’m a wicket keeper”, Andy “!*! Russ, why I am I keeping”.
Big Ben and Steve on next a mixture of spin and wibbly wobblies – Steve striking in his last over, another catch by Saurabh. Tom then back on for his third and last over to round the innings off. He struck again with his very last ball. Bowled.
A good fight back by Colwinston, after a quick start by Wick, got them to 157-8 in their 30 overs, with a solid 48 by Robin Jones.
Wick bowling – Gutsy 3 overs 0 maidens 9 runs for 2 wickets (3-0-9-2), Tom 3-1-9-3, Sam 3-0-18-0, John 3-0-18-1, Simon 3-0-16-0, Saurabh 3-1-8-0, Iwan 3-0-12-1, Russ 3-0-19-0, Ben 3-0-18-0 & Steve 3-0-20-1. Apparently no byes were conceded by Ellis :)
Innings break brought more checks of the weather apps, Gutsy now updating his forecast to rain at 5.09pm, so Russ opted for a full on blitz attack to ensure we finished the game prior to the Gutsy guaranteed rain arriving.
So Steve and Iwan strode out first (another new opening partnership). Both looked good – different styles but achieving same thing – one athletic and young and the other Steve.
They passed the 50 run partnership with both getting a six in the process. They had progressed to 67 before Iwan fell to good ball, bowled. Out for 29 off 22 balls on his batting debut. Big Ben strolling out next, to keep the youth and experience partnership going. Steve still accumulating nicely.
Ben took a few balls to settle in before starting to pick the run rate up. They took the total past the 100 mark before Steve fell for a decent 37 off 57 balls.
Russ joined Big Ben and nudged a few singles, allowing Ben to go into overdrive and hitting balls to all parts of the ground, including 2 big sixes.
We crossed the finish line with a few overs left and no further wickets falling.
For those of you who are curious, Nostradamus Gutsy predicted rain at 5:09pm and it started at 5:11pm. Close but no cigar!
Wick 158-2 off 23.4 overs
Steve 37 (57 balls), Iwan 29 (22), Ben 60* (45), Russ 16 (18)
Back to the The Star Inn, Wick for the usual roast potatoes and sandwiches – some say the best roasties in the world. Thanks to Emily and the team.
Some things for the committee to debate:
• Should all debutants buy everyone free beer all night?
• Is Gutsy really Michael Fish in disguise?
• Is Owen now the No17 keeper in the squad?
• Should Simon invite us all to the NBA finals next game in NY?
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of deep sea snorkelling underwater cricket.