23/06/2026
βοΈπ₯ IT'S OFFICIALLY TOO HOT... OR IS IT? π₯βοΈ
Apparently it's 30Β°C+, the country is melting, every other Facebook post is a heat warning, grassroots sports are being cancelled, leisure centres are panicking, and half the UK has transformed into a collection of dramatic wilting flowers... π·π©
Meanwhile at Cobra Life...
π₯ Classes are running as normal.
Not because we're superheroes.
Not because we're "well hard".
Not because we've developed some ancient martial arts technique for surviving the apocalypse...
βοΈ But because the air con is cranked up so high you might actually need a jumper! π
Whilst everyone else is posting: π₯΅ "It's too hot to move." π₯΅ "It's too hot to exercise." π₯΅ "It's too hot to think."
We'll be inside enjoying: β
Arctic temperatures
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Ice-cold training conditions
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Martial arts as normal
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The smug satisfaction of not sticking to every available surface
So if you're currently lying spread-eagled in front of a fan questioning your life choices, come and join us instead.
Classes are ON. Air con is ON. Excuses are OFF. π
See you on the mats.
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