25/08/2016
BREAKING NEWS.
AT 9.50AM on 24.08.16 AT ST MARTIN'S SCHOOL IN GRIMSBY. THE MINIONS RACE ANNOUNCED THAT THEY NO LONGER NEED A NEW MASTER.
It is repoted that during a Little Trees kids club in Grimsby, the yogis showed the Minions how they can be their own individual master's ending their search for a leader..
They were shown that loving themselves will result in them sending love right back out throughout the earth and into the universe and beyond, shocked insiders reported.
A source said that the shocking turn around came when the Minions were invited to attend a yoga adventure at the regular kid's club. They originally booked into the adventure day for fun, but as a result learned how to find their very own invisable friend the breath.
Shocked insiders say that the Minion race has famously ruled by villanous leaders for generations. Leaving the minions race in turmoil for many many years. The Little Trees showed them how to manage their own thoughts and emotions just by regularly using yoga breathing.
The Minions press office reported that chaos reigned the Minions world for generations and that now an unfamiliar happiness now flowed through the hearts of every Minion race and the rest of the universe. β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€