Sexy Walrus

A group of amateur athletes and adventurers who try to follow, in life and in competition, the morals and example set by the gentleman walrus.

A group of amateur athletes and adventurers who try to follow, in life and in competition, the morals and example set by the gentleman walrus, who while looking uncommonly rakish, remains irresistibly sexy. Whether it be triathlon, cycling, kayaking, trekking or just a good wrestle in the mud we compete with great energy and enthusiasm while maintaining the convivial attitude of the basking walrus

. Although established formally in 2011, during an assault on Perranporth Triathlon in gale force winds, the Sexy Walrus can trace its true beginnings back to the late 19th century. A group of beautifully-moustached and ill-equipped adventurers began goading each other to undertake assorted adventures and challenges while remaining in tailored 3 piece suits and hats. The greatest challenge of them all was simply known as the The Walrus Run, which comprised of a financially crippling journey to Svalbard, where each competitor (wearing a suit and hat remember) would attempt to mount a Walrus and ride it until they were ejected from its back, started suffering from the extreme hypothermia and exposure, or were mauled to death by the enormous and splendid tusks of the Walrus. Each competitor was ranked on the size of the walrus mounted and the length of time they survived on its back. While The Walrus Run was attempted with great fervour and passion it often ended in tragedy. A century later we hope to embody those early pioneers of the Walrus mentality and invite you to follow our movements on this website and our page.

28/01/2024

WALRUS MUDRUN 2024 complete. George and James were the deserved winners on the day after crunching through a gruelling 28k to take the golden walruses.

04/12/2023

Some of the gang crept about the woods on Saturday night at the night busters. cracked the whip and took home the win. He has tiny hands.

02/12/2023

Burnsy is off for a run with some new friends. He has tiny hands these days.

01/12/2023

It’s winter time and Duncan’s been out in the North West Passage.

23/09/2023

What a day. Our end of season triathlon was once again won by Edward W. Beak. And the season championship was won by . Queen of the sea was

Now time for some rest and reflection.

16/08/2023

George completes the Cowman and promptly gets into an argument with some scouts.

14/08/2023

Oli doing the business out at Czech and gobbling down

12/08/2023

Some more action from Roman and Dixy out in the Alps.

10/08/2023

These guys…

20/08/2022

rocking the retro sunglasses down at Clevedon lake while he burns along the sea front again and again aggressively overtaking the seniors and hollering at the tourists on the promenade.

16/08/2022

Captain Dixy is off getting in some solo training in . Save for this picture he’s taken a digital detox and instead is writing in his journal with a nice pencil he keeps in a battered wooden pencil case. Most of it is bound to be a load of rubbish but I’d still like to read it.

04/08/2022

Rob France gets full kit on and forces his wife to take photos on the Costa Brava. In return he’ll swim for 6 to 8 hours in the freezing sea returning with a huge haul of shrimp and sea cucumbers for her to feast upon while he keeps guard nearby.

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Christmas Common

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http://www.sexywalrus.com/

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