10/03/2026
Match Report
We made our way to sunny Renishaw to face the league leaders, after getting pumped the last time we faced them we were hoping to do better this time round.
First half began the same as every other game, after the refs whistle- and from that point on it was pretty much all Renishaw, pumping diagonals and long balls for the most part, and it took a while but it eventually worked in which they scored a thundercunt of a volley, no chance for Hendo. We had a few chances ourselves but nothing came of it, 1-0 half time
Second half and it seems like rinse and repeat, until Owen recreates his favourite actor and long time friend Jackie chan and performs a swift leg kick to their attacker in the box, they got a penalty- Owen got the Heavyweight Championship.. they slotted the penalty 2-0. Now the lads had to find something to get anything from this game, and step up Lou Mac- after some work on the left from Alex, finding Ben on the Right who eventually found Louis.. who as always finds the onion bag 2-1. The pressure was on Renishaw now, and not long after the 1st we found our second, a little scuffle in the middle and no foul given from the ref Louis found the Welshman, Ben Demery. 2-2. It stinks, the boys can smell it, Renishaw are sh****ng their pants, gaffers on the sideline going ballistic.. however they are in luck as we, Byron Tap FC are also a charity, and our goalkeeper has given Renishaw a penalty after wiping their lad out in the box, and again slotted. 3-2 game over.. not quite, we get a last minute free kick and who else do you want taking it other than Louis McAndrew, but he hits it wide and the games done.
Full time 3-2 to the leaders, good luck to Renishaw for the rest of the season
