The Wabsnazsm Podcast

25/07/2026

Exactly one year after killing it off, find out what you haven't been missing since it disappeared.

This is it! The END! After this, there can be no further episodes of the Wabsnazsm Podcast. For sixteen years, this has been the World's least favourite online audio endeavour and as such, it's time to smother the beast and allow it to go out in grace and gentility. Consider this a compendium of cal...

18/02/2026

https://open.substack.com/pub/wabsnazsm/p/wabsnazsm-slight-return?r=2edmpc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

18/02/2026

https://open.substack.com/pub/wabsnazsm/p/wabsnazsm-slight-return?r=2edmpc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

One at a time.

24/12/2025

This is your final invitation to my Christmas Party for this year. Bring a friend, bring some presents for me and then…well, eat mince pies in front of my three hour long DVD of Test Card F.

I'll keep posting this every year until someone enjoys it.

18/12/2025

Here we have the annual Wabsnazsm Christmas Party! A cherished date on the festive calendar for kids from 32 to 97...

I'll keep posting this every year until someone enjoys it.

02/11/2025

https://wabsnazsm.bandcamp.com/track/gerard-is-a-bouncer

track by wabsnazsm

08/10/2025

23/09/2025

I'm not 'back' but this is a scary world filled with monsters and bastards. Oh, way too many to deal with without getting the fu**in' jitters! So, here's a memory of the recent past wherein I tried to create a 'Safe Space.' It didn't work but you received a slice of Japanese Pop Music so it's not all bad, really.

It's a crazy World at the moment, isn't it? Filled with madness, fear and too many flavours of crisps. It can be bewildering, daunting and downright terrifying. Don't fret because you have arrived at the Wabsnazsm Safe Space. You can relax. Don't worry about that enduring sense of dread. That will s...

10/09/2025

The anniversary of the event. It's been a long time since I picked up the corporate toilet brush. I will never do it again.

As embarrassing as it might seem, we ALL use the toilet. Yes, even YOU! But somewhere out there, there's a secret army of people who clean up after your emergency trip to the bog and here is a brief account of a day in the life of one such person.The date in question was 10th September, 2001. Everyb...

16/08/2025

That's right, I'm still here and I'm still not making podcasts? I mean, it's not 2009 anymore, is it? So, what do I want? Simply put, I want a few people to share this and make 9 listens into 18 listens. It's just doubling the numbers and eminently doable, so to speak. Success won't come overnight but one day, I'll be able to say, "Those people there came to my aid and left me riding the wave of heartfelt support for something that took me about 12 hours work..."

Go ahead, make my lunch.

This is it! The END! After this, there can be no further episodes of the Wabsnazsm Podcast. For sixteen years, this has been the World's least favourite online audio endeavour and as such, it's time to smother the beast and allow it to go out in grace and gentility. Consider this a compendium of cal...