28/08/2026
WALKING FOOTBALL MATCH REPORT ⚽🦵
Another sensational night under the lights where the pace was strictly regulated, but the drama was off the charts.
Almost Athletic 3 – 3 Real Ale Madrid
A six-goal thriller that had everything: precision passing, questionable speed-walking, and the referee blowing a lung out shouting "No running, I saw that shuffle!" Real Ale Madrid brought the flair, but Almost Athletic dug deep to claw back a hard-fought point.
⭐ Player of the Match: Rhegan Morgan (Almost Athletic) – Dictated the tempo and held the side together with pure class.
6 Shades of Grey 2 – 3 Cirque du Sore Legs
A high-stakes tactical battle fueled entirely by Deep Heat and sheer willpower. 6 Shades of Grey put up a massive fight, but Cirque du Sore Legs edged the five-goal spectacle to sn**ch all three points before heading straight to the ice baths.
⭐ Player of the Match: Mark Bird (Cirque du Sore Legs) – Absolute heroics across the pitch, defying creaky joints to put in a match-winning display.
Big thanks to everyone who turned up, kept one foot firmly on the floor, and survived the evening! See you all next week.
