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I can promote thousands of sports supplements, fads and workouts to you. But if there is ONE SINGLE SUPPLEMENT that is a...
10/09/2026

I can promote thousands of sports supplements, fads and workouts to you.

But if there is ONE SINGLE SUPPLEMENT that is a complete non negotiableโ€ฆโ€ฆ

IT IS THIS ONE!

๐Ÿ”—http://prozis.com/professorglutes
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09/09/2026

Anyone elseโ€™s eyes bigger than their belly? ๐Ÿคฃ

08/09/2026

FIRSTLY letโ€™s just celebrate nearly ยฃ2000 raised!

And that type of thing makes me want to keep going all the more!!!!

A slight evolution to my 1,000K in 100 Days Challenge, but absolutely no change to the end goal.

1,000 kilometres minimum in 100 days.

The original plan was 10K of running every single day.
The problem?
My hips are already telling me that 100 consecutive days of running probably isnโ€™t the smartest way to get to Day 100.

I considered adding cycling and treadmill running, but thereโ€™s another part of this challenge thatโ€™s really important to me:

ACCOUNTABILITY.

Outdoor running gives me a clear GPS-tracked distance.

On a treadmill, my watch doesnโ€™t always calibrate accurately, and ultimately the treadmill can keep moving whether I do or not.

Cycling also makes the distance difficult to compare fairly, 10K on a bike simply isnโ€™t the same challenge as a 10K run.

So Iโ€™ve decided to keep it simple, measurable and transparent.

Welcome to:

THE 1,000K HYBRID

๐Ÿƒ 50 ร— 10K outdoor runs = 500K
๐ŸŽฟ 25 ร— 10K SkiErgs = 250K
๐Ÿšฃ 25 ร— 10K rows = 250K

The rotation:

RUN โ†’ RUN โ†’ SKI โ†’ ROW โ†’ REPEAT. ๐Ÿ”

100 days.

1,000K minimum.

50% running minimum.

Every outdoor run GPS tracked. Every SkiErg and row recorded directly on the Concept2.

This isnโ€™t about finding an easier way to complete the challenge. Itโ€™s about adapting early enough to stay healthy, stay accountable and actually make it to Day 100.

The challenge was never supposed to be about ignoring my body until something breaks.

Itโ€™s about consistency.

Itโ€™s about commitment.

And sometimes commitment means being smart enough to adapt the plan without changing the goal.

Thank you for all your support โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โค๏ธ

๐Ÿ”—http://www.justgiving.com/page/ashleypookruns1000

Maybe theyโ€™re popular opinions. Maybe theyโ€™re unpopular.Either way, Iโ€™m saying the s**t I think a lot of us are thinking...
07/09/2026

Maybe theyโ€™re popular opinions. Maybe theyโ€™re unpopular.

Either way, Iโ€™m saying the s**t I think a lot of us are thinking but are too afraid to say out loud.

Weโ€™re seriously lacking authenticity these days.
Everyoneโ€™s so scared of being judged, misunderstood, disliked or disagreed with that weโ€™ve started watering down what we actually think.

F**k that.

I respond well to positive AND negative feedback, so engage if you want. Agree with me. Disagree with me. Challenge me.

Just be real about it.

We donโ€™t all need to agree.

We just need to stop pretending we do.

Whatโ€™s the sayingโ€ฆYouโ€™re not too muchโ€ฆ theyโ€™re not enough
06/09/2026

Whatโ€™s the sayingโ€ฆ

Youโ€™re not too muchโ€ฆ

theyโ€™re not enough

04/09/2026

Nothing forces you to drink.

Uh yeah my job does ๐Ÿคฃ

03/09/2026

You wonโ€™t win this game.

No one gets out alive.

Make it count.

Every. Single. Moment.

โค๏ธ

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