11/09/2026
Further to our A team match report below is how the B team got on
🎯🚨 B TEAM MATCH REPORT — QUEENSBURY EDITION 🚨🎯
NEW DOLPHIN 5–2 EAST BIERLEY B
There are some away days where you travel miles, play some brilliant darts, enjoy yourselves and come home happy.
And then there’s this one. 😂
A long trip up the road to Queensbury, only to discover that apparently the sat-nav had been directing us towards a 5–2 defeat all along. 🤣
Things started brilliantly…
Well, no.
Tom was first up and unfortunately came across a bloke who can only be described as Gerald from Clarkson’s Farm. 🧑🌾
We’re still not entirely sure whether he was there to play darts or milk a cow, but unfortunately he could chuck a dart and Tom went down 3–1.
Then came Gemma, who deserves massive credit.
A last-minute addition due to the lack of available players, she stepped up, battled bravely and went down 3–1.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the background, Captain Rob was probably wondering why he’d volunteered to organise this team in the first place. 😂
Thankfully, Lee — the ever-dependable Lee — decided enough was enough and finally got the Bierley engine running.
🎯 Lee wins 3–2.
Normal service restored.
Briefly.
Jay was next and unfortunately went down 3–1, before Malcolm completed the singles with another 3–1 defeat.
So after the singles, we found ourselves staring down the barrel of:
NEW DOLPHIN 4–1 EAST BIERLEY
At this point, with players apparently becoming rarer than a clean darts board, non-playing captain Rob had to get off his managerial throne and actually pick up a dart.
😂
Rob teamed up with Gemma, who had only been drafted in at the last minute, and somehow — against all the odds, logic and possibly even the laws of probability — they managed to grind out a 3–2 victory.
👏🎯
Suddenly…
4–2.
A comeback was on.
Well…
It wasn’t. 😂
Lee & Steve went up for the final doubles and were promptly dispatched 3–0, putting an end to any hopes of staging the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
🏁 FINAL SCORE:
🔵 NEW DOLPHIN 5–2 EAST BIERLEY B 🔵
So, after making the long journey to Queensbury…
We came away with absolutely nothing to show for the mileage. 😂
But fair play to everyone who turned up, especially Gemma, who was thrown into the team at the last minute and still managed to get herself a doubles win.
Seven games.
Five defeats.
Two wins.
Several miles travelled.
Zero points collected.
Could’ve saved ourselves the petrol really. 🤣
🎯 ONWARDS AND UPWARDS, B TEAM!
Because surely it can’t get any worse…
Can it? 👀
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