The ND Allstars

The ND Allstars The Allstars are a rugby 7s team made up of players around the North Dorset area. Although relativel https://twitter.com/ #!/NDAllStars/

Congratulations on AllStars Captain, Beaver of the year 2025, Perrett Fencing employee of the year 2015, 2016, 2017, 201...
31/03/2026

Congratulations on AllStars Captain, Beaver of the year 2025, Perrett Fencing employee of the year 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024 Sam Baker on signing with Matchroom ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

Watch out Royal Wootton Bassett is all weโ€™ll say!

A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep.And yet weโ€™ve nibbled.Oh wellโ€ฆ
14/06/2025

A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep.

And yet weโ€™ve nibbled.

Oh wellโ€ฆ

๐ƒ๐”๐๐€๐ˆ ๐Ÿ•โ€™๐ฌA man who Noel Edmunds almost named his show Deal or BIG Deal after, he plays with a 53 card deck after he foun...
25/11/2024

๐ƒ๐”๐๐€๐ˆ ๐Ÿ•โ€™๐ฌ

A man who Noel Edmunds almost named his show Deal or BIG Deal after, he plays with a 53 card deck after he found that 52 card decks only offer small deals, and Donald Trump himself is considering offering him a position on the team to negotiate with China after hearing of his โ€˜Big Dealโ€™ reputation ๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ

The arch nemesis of time spent at work, time spent at Royal Wootton Bassett RFC, time spent at working on his game management (and referee management) and time spent at his own home. The biggest dog in Dorset is off to Dubaiโ€™s CBDD (thatโ€™s Central Big Deal District) to try his hand at a game that will be ontโ€™ telly! Donโ€™t really know why weโ€™re writing this because if youโ€™ve seen him in the last 8 months you already know heโ€™s going! Itโ€™s the one, the only, the self appointed king and saviour of RWB, itโ€™s the force of nature himself, itโ€™s Toby Daviesโ€™ fifth best friend, itโ€™s Samuel โ€˜Sharkeyโ€™ Baker ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿณ

So close yet so far, strong rugby in the group finishing second but an even stronger showing by the Navy putting us to t...
07/07/2024

So close yet so far, strong rugby in the group finishing second but an even stronger showing by the Navy putting us to the sword in the semi final ended our day, congrats to on a great tournament win ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ



๐“๐„๐€๐Œ ๐’๐‡๐„๐„๐“ You want to know what rugby is?Rugby is having 5 national league players, a player that has played for the na...
06/07/2024

๐“๐„๐€๐Œ ๐’๐‡๐„๐„๐“

You want to know what rugby is?
Rugby is having 5 national league players, a player that has played for the navy at Twickenham this year, another that has been playing in the premier Australian domestic competition and 4 league winners in the teamโ€ฆ and probably still not having a hope in hellโ€™s chance of winning ๐Ÿฅ‡ thatโ€™s what rugby is ๐Ÿ˜‚

See you at 10:30 on pitch 1, like the Spanish Armada weโ€™ll be taking on the Royal Navy (ignore the result in the first showing) ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ

This is for all of you, for the fans, weโ€™ll be the AllStars, youโ€™ll be

Please see the attached statement   Donโ€™t start somethining you canโ€™t finish, just like your 7th plate of dinnerโ€ฆ
05/07/2024

Please see the attached statement

Donโ€™t start somethining you canโ€™t finish, just like your 7th plate of dinnerโ€ฆ

๐’๐€๐Œ ๐๐€๐Š๐„๐‘Shock, the doors are closed on another year of ND7s captaincy voting as Kim Jon Shark rules that he secured the...
05/07/2024

๐’๐€๐Œ ๐๐€๐Š๐„๐‘

Shock, the doors are closed on another year of ND7s captaincy voting as Kim Jon Shark rules that he secured the vital number of votes (1) to continue his one man dictatorship into this weekend. Not content with captaining Bassett to the level 6 title last season, theyโ€™ve now had to refinance the lease on their carpark just to pay him to travel further to away games ๐Ÿซฃ only captain of Bassett because Gavin Ougan has done his ACL, only co/vice/pity captain of county because he bought the coaches a pint and heโ€™s still holding on to that dream of club captaining after being overlooked (but only just) every year he was there ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ
Off the pitch Sharkey asked the all important question to Sammy last year โ€˜Iโ€™m not playing rugby on the 10th of August 2024, fancy having a party?โ€™

Captain fantwatstic Sam Baker

๐“๐‡๐Ž๐Œ๐€๐’ ๐’๐“๐„๐–๐€๐‘๐“Where do we start, heโ€™s lost 50% of a dog, 86.4% of a house, and 100% of his pace. Totalling 1 AllStars tr...
05/07/2024

๐“๐‡๐Ž๐Œ๐€๐’ ๐’๐“๐„๐–๐€๐‘๐“

Where do we start, heโ€™s lost 50% of a dog, 86.4% of a house, and 100% of his pace. Totalling 1 AllStars training session he still begged less than Joner to be included, and made it in ๐ŸŒŸ
Once a keen Englishman, his favourite piece of music is now that little bit in the Scottish national anthem when the bagpipes stop but they keep singing and he is partial to the odd pint of iron bru too! Heโ€™s laid off the kebabs slightly this year not because heโ€™s on a health kick, only because he canโ€™t afford the tray they come in let alone the food itself ๐Ÿฅฒ a keen poster on โ€˜onlyfencesโ€™ heโ€™s thinking of releasing a naked fencing calender later on this year with his patented one inch hammer ๐Ÿ”จ

โ€˜Canโ€™t afford his mortgage but still pays me weekly to pretend to be his mateโ€™ Tom Ashfield ๐ŸŽค
โ€˜Wish heโ€™d leave me alone, Taunton, fencing and now my bloody wedding, everyone is getting a bit bored of him nowโ€™ Sam Baker ๐ŸŽค
โ€˜So glad I now only have to spend 50% of my life with himโ€™ Hugo ๐Ÿถ

๐ƒ๐”๐๐‚๐€๐ ๐–๐„๐ˆ๐‘URGENT ๐Ÿšจ is there anyone who would be able to finance a return ticket to Sri Lanka before Saturday?!?! Dunk h...
04/07/2024

๐ƒ๐”๐๐‚๐€๐ ๐–๐„๐ˆ๐‘

URGENT ๐Ÿšจ is there anyone who would be able to finance a return ticket to Sri Lanka before Saturday?!?! Dunk has just been on honeymoon there, turned up at training on Wednesday and found out heโ€™d forgotten to pick up his left handed pass!! He managed to find a few of the ugliest end over end pies weโ€™d ever seen in his hand luggage but that might not cut it!
Others played duck duck goose at school, Dunk played goose goose goose goose ๐Ÿชฟ weโ€™ve tried to put a stop to the number of geese he brings with him to the field but alas, to no availโ€ฆ still patiently waiting to receive his 2022 AllStar of the year trophy letโ€™s hope he doesnโ€™t leave anything else at home and has a full bag to display on Saturday

A ba***ag ๐Ÿ‰

๐’๐„๐ ๐„๐€๐ƒ๐„๐’ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‡๐„๐๐‘๐˜ ๐“๐Ž๐Ž๐Œ๐„๐‘One is an ex elite Apache 7s player, the other has Apache, Sh**un, and the AllStars (plus plen...
03/07/2024

๐’๐„๐ ๐„๐€๐ƒ๐„๐’ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐‡๐„๐๐‘๐˜ ๐“๐Ž๐Ž๐Œ๐„๐‘

One is an ex elite Apache 7s player, the other has Apache, Sh**un, and the AllStars (plus plenty of others that Iโ€™ve forgotten) already in his roster, scoring plenty of tries for all listed so they have plenty of pedigree between them, almost pedigree chums if you will ๐Ÿถ

Henry Toomer: โ€˜Golden Ballsโ€™ as he is often known will play at ND7s for the first time ๐Ÿคฉ Billed by many as a rich manโ€™s Tom Stewart he hasnโ€™t quite made it to the coveted โ€˜2nd last name to be releasedโ€™ spot yet but speaking to his Bassett teammates Henry isnโ€™t a great fan of the number 2 anyway! 2 drinks after a game far too much to stomach 2 tries a match childโ€™s play, racking up over 40 in last yearโ€™s league season alone! ๐Ÿคฉ and he sees 2 on 1s more of a 1 on 1 with an extra attacker, 2 hands on the ball at all times, with the ball never leaving those 2 ๐Ÿ‘€

Seb Eades: An AllStar on debut, what can I tell you about this manโ€ฆ well, very little it turns out, I havenโ€™t played with him since I was 19 and he was alright back then so letโ€™s hope he still is ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ canโ€™t be any worse than (insert name of anonymous Australian scrum half who plays at North Dorset here)

๐๐„๐ ๐๐€๐‘๐๐„๐“๐“Fresh back from Australia, this tanned hunk swaps the pink for the white at his home tournament ๐Ÿ‘€ A god-fathe...
03/07/2024

๐๐„๐ ๐๐€๐‘๐๐„๐“๐“

Fresh back from Australia, this tanned hunk swaps the pink for the white at his home tournament ๐Ÿ‘€
A god-father in every sense, people falling over themselves just to call him daddy is the reason he came back to the UK where his accent and 8/10 semi tanned rig is seen as perfectly normal. A handful in both attack and defence heโ€™s quickly replaced Rylie as the Jobling householdโ€™s third best rugby player (after Chway and their fridge/freezer) we canโ€™t wait to see him scoring tries and revealing his thighs ๐Ÿฉฒ come Saturday!

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