23/04/2025
PAINT YOUR PADDLE NIGHT: A CRIME SCENE.
What the actual f*** happened?
• Basil Junior painted “Paddle or P**s Off” and sobbed into a Babybel.
• Randy set fire to his brush. On purpose.
Called it “experimental.” It exploded.
• Janice still has glitter in places her doctor refuses to discuss.
• Mad Dog drove the f*ing van into the Klubhouse
because “my cig’s lit and I’m not getting wet.”
There’s a tyre mark across the snack table.
Pammy’s now in charge. God help us.
Next week: nothing. You’re all on timeout.
