14/07/2022
⚠️ Mustard Worms need your help. Our friendship group is on the rocks and at the point of possible extinction. Several vital players have decided to move on or have switched their attention to more important things like gardening or playing golf.
If you’re interested in joining our family please get in touch. You must be a flamboyant young man who doesn’t mind others with receding hairlines. Helpful if you like Lady Gaga. If any player gets married then please don’t be offended if you only get an evening invitation.