Soccer Minions

01/04/2026

⚠️ I am sorry to have to break the news to you all this way but Soccer Minions will be ending for all groups with immediate effect from today.

If you have paid for the new block of sessions or a kit you will not be entitled to a refund unfortunately. I must warn you about the £199 Cancellation Fee within the Terms when you signed up that states all parents are to pay this within 7 days of receiving this notice to cover business costs for the remainder of the year.

If you can pay this in cash by dropping it off this week that would be much appreciated.

My address is 1 Aprilfool Street, Barrow.

Google Map Link www.googlemaps.com/sillygillysbadbanter

Thanks 😂

07/09/2025

FOOTBALL IS CANCELLED TODAY 🌧☔️

07/08/2025

06/08/2025

Time to dust off the boots Friday night!
If you aren't doing anything on Friday try and get down and support this fundraising event for a top lad Phil Edmo and his family.

Be great to see a few down to watch the 24hr Charity Veterans squeeze into a kit and play against Edmo's legends. Watch a few hamstrings go, some horrendous first touches and fitness levels never seen before on Railway Meadow! 😂

All family and friends welcome. Bar open all night, food stalls, raffle and entertainment on after the game. Minimum entry fee is £1 so feel free to make your own donation on the gate. Bring some cash to speed up entry into the ground please.

Please share and add a comment below if you will be going down to watch.

03/08/2025

One of our Reception Groups today finishing the season before the summer break. We look forward to seeing you all back in September. Have a great summer break everyone 💛🖤

03/08/2025

A sad day saying bye to our Year 1 groups today in their last ever session at Soccer Minions. Shame we had a few away on holiday but its a proud moment knowing most of our 36 Year 1's have/will move on to play for local teams in the BDJFL.

We have seen a significant improvement in both the Technical Skills and Life Skills of all our players which is great to see.

We wish everyone the best of luck for the future and we hope you all continue to grow and develop your skills in whatever sport your go on to participate in. Also a big thank you for the gifts and cards it is much appreciated.

01/06/2025

Football is cancelled today for all groups 🌧😩

10/05/2025

Well done to everyone in the C2B and K2B today putting their bodies through that pain to raise money for Charity. Amazing effort 💪👏

01/04/2025

ℹ️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ℹ️
We have decided, as of today, we will only be allowing experienced 3 year olds to join our Nursery sessions on a Friday, they must be attacking players AND left footed. They also need to be able to do 10 kick ups minimum and achieve level 9 on the bleep test.

They must be on a fish and rice cake diet also 👍

We look forward to hearing from anyone who meets our criteria and is interested in signing up. Please follow the link below to register.

www.minions.soccer/aprilfools

01/04/2025

ℹ️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ℹ️
We have decided, as of today, we will only be allowing experienced 3 year olds to join our Nursery sessions on a Friday, they must be attacking players AND left footed. They also need to be able to do 10 kick ups minimum and achieve level 9 on the bleep test.

They must be on a fish and rice cake diet also 👍

We look forward to hearing from anyone who meets our criteria and is interested in signing up. Please follow the link below to register.

We are a football coaching company delivering fun, exciting and engaging football sessions to children aged between 3-6 years old. It is the perfect “stepping stone” for young children to help develop very basic skills to help them before they join a club team.

30/03/2025

Happy Mothers day to all the mums, nanas, grans, granny's and grandma's out there!
Hope you all have an amazing day! 💛