02/06/2026
Ashton in Makerfield Monday night… goals, chaos, and names that deserve their own sitcom 😅⚽
Maradonna Kebab 7–0 Rickeronit FC
Fully cooked 🍢🔥 Maradonna served up a proper takeaway—Rickeronit got absolutely wrapped up.
Murder on Zidane’s Floor 1–7 If We Lose We Booze
That’s not a game, that’s a statement 🍻😬 Booze first, football second… and still won comfortably.
Pique Blinders 1–4 Are You Muffin Man
No brains, just gains 🧠❌🧁 Muffin Man rose to the occasion while Pique Blinders faded fast.
Ashtonians 4–3 Lads On Toure
Proper tight scrap 🍿 Ashtonians just about edged it while Lads On Toure got left touring the wrong result.
Vueventus 3–3 Bayer Neverlusen
Can’t win, won’t lose 🤝 A very “meh” masterpiece—no one really left unhappy or impressed.
The Sombs 6–3 Snorting Lisbon
Sombs brought the noise 🔊💥 Lisbon were left wheezing after a proper hammering.
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