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⚽🎃 SEASON 12 - WEEK 7: HALLOWEEN EVE DELIVERS A FRIGHT AT THE TOP! 🎃⚽Pumpkins carved, costumes ready, and the Fat Fives ...
02/11/2026

⚽🎃 SEASON 12 - WEEK 7: HALLOWEEN EVE DELIVERS A FRIGHT AT THE TOP! 🎃⚽

Pumpkins carved, costumes ready, and the Fat Fives Football lads delivered an absolutely SPINE-CHILLING Week 7 under the floodlights the night before Halloween 🎃👻 The spookiness crept onto the pitch too — a shock change at the top of the league, a frightening performance from one of our chasers, and some monstrous scorelines nobody saw coming! Massive well done to every player for showing up on Fright Night Eve and bringing the TRICKS AND the TREATS! 🦇

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Ash takes this week's captain's armband with a MONSTROUS 3.9kg loss — what a treat to lead the line with! 🏆 He's joined by Willie (2.0kg), Liam Cairns (1.5kg), Josh C (1.5kg), Euan Craib (1.1kg), Smithy (0.9kg), Stephen M (0.8kg), Andy (0.7kg), Michael L (0.6kg), Terry (0.6kg) and Luggs (0.4kg). Eleven spook-tacular performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A frightfully-tight FOUR-way tie at the top of the table on 18 points — Andy, Greg A, Luggs and James W! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and Andy casts his spell to STEAL back top spot from Greg A on %! Terry, Smithy and Willie all share 5th on 15, Ash on 13, and Josh C and Liam Cairns round out the top 10 on 12. These front-runners are haunting the top of the table week in, week out!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen keep flying at the top of the team weight loss table on 74 points — treating themselves to a nice 11-point lead! Rapid Viennetta 2nd on 63, OB City 3rd on 52, Ivory Toast on 50, Scrandinavia on 47, Bayern Bru on 44, Fatburn Rovers on 43, and Parmesan Belgrade still lagging on 10. No tricks, just graft!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Andy keeps possession of the Player of the Season crown on a wicked 41 points — 9 MOTMs in 7 appearances! 👑 Stevie R climbs to 2nd on 36, Chris B drops to 3rd on 35, with Liam S and Birnie sharing 4th on 33, David B 6th on 30, Mitchell on 27, and Lewis Fer, Wayne and Gareth rounding out the top 10. The POTS race is properly bewitching!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Chris B of Bayern Bru keeps on terrorising defences — now up to 35 goals! John R (Fatburn Rovers) chases hard on 28, Stevie R (OB City) 3rd on 22, Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) on 21, Ross H (Scrandinavia) on 20, with Loon and Connor M sharing 6th on 19. Liam S and David B share 8th on 16, and Gareth rounds out the top 10 on 14. Chris B's goals are getting positively ghoulish! 👻

👑🏆 NEW LEADERS AT THE TOP! 🏆👑
HOLD ON TO YOUR BROOMSTICKS! Scrandinavia have STOLEN top spot of the league with a PERFECT 9-point week — including a 2-1 win over Rapid Viennetta, a 7-0 hammering of Parmesan Belgrade, and a 5-3 win over O.B City! They've leapfrogged Bayern Bru to sit top on 47 points — LEVEL on points with the former leaders, but ahead on goal difference. Bayern Bru drop to 2nd on 47 (nasty trick that!), Ivory Toast 3rd on 35, OB City 4th on 28. Flaberdeen climb up from 7th to 5th on 23, with Fatburn Rovers 6th on 22, Parmesan Belgrade 7th on 21, and Rapid Viennetta still bottom on 18. The title race is OPEN WIDE as we head towards the final stretch!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
What a devilish night of football! Scrandinavia's PERFECT week was headlined by a 7-0 hammering of Parmesan Belgrade — spookily one-sided! Bayern Bru bagged 5-1 over Ivory Toast and 3-2 over Fatburn Rovers but got tricked by O.B City 3-1. OB City also bagged a 1-2 loss to Flaberdeen, who followed up with 4-1 over Ivory Toast before Parmesan Belgrade pulled off the result of the week — a stunning 7-3 win over Flaberdeen! Ivory Toast bagged 5-1 over Rapid V. Two 2-2 draws kept Fatburn and Rapid V ticking over. A frightfully fun night!

The Top 3 Standings:
Scrandinavia top on 47 points (+46 GD), Bayern Bru 2nd on 47 points (+42 GD), Ivory Toast 3rd on 35 points (+8 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 7 of Season 12! Hope you all had a brilliant Halloween the day after our match night 🎃🧡 The pumpkins have been chomped, the sweeties have been raided, and the title race has been properly stirred up in the cauldron. Massive thank you to every single player for the graft on and off the pitch! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

🌐 fatfives.football

⚽🌙 SEASON 12 - WEEK 6: HALFWAY POINT, TITLE RACE ALIVE! 🌙⚽We're officially HALFWAY through Season 12! 🎯 Six weeks down, ...
19/10/2026

⚽🌙 SEASON 12 - WEEK 6: HALFWAY POINT, TITLE RACE ALIVE! 🌙⚽

We're officially HALFWAY through Season 12! 🎯 Six weeks down, six to go, and the title race is just getting started. The nights are drawing in further, the floodlights are glowing earlier, and the Fat Fives Football action has well and truly settled into its autumn rhythm 🍂💡 Week 6 served up an absolute belter — a shock result at the top, a huge mover in the middle, and a weekly scoreline nobody saw coming! Massive well done to every single player!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Ray takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 3.1kg loss — what a shift to lead the line! He's joined by Timber (2.5kg), Willie (2.5kg), Zac (2.2kg), Terry (2.2kg), Smithy (2.0kg), Birnie (1.7kg), Aidan (1.0kg), Konnor (0.9kg), Chuckie (0.8kg) and Danny Burnett (0.8kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning FOUR-way tie at the top of the table on 15 points — Greg A, Andy, Luggs and James W! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and Season 11 winner Greg A STILL holds top spot thanks to the biggest % drop! Six-way tie behind on 12 points: Terry, Smithy, Steve R, Chris B, Lewis P and Adam B. Halfway through the season and the front-runners are absolutely locked together!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen keep flying at the top of the team weight loss table on 71 points — 17 clear of the chasing pack! Rapid Viennetta 2nd on 54, Ivory Toast and OB City joint 3rd on 43, Scrandinavia 5th on 39, Bayern Bru on 38, Fatburn Rovers on 37, and Parmesan Belgrade still lagging on 9. Flaberdeen are running away with it off the pitch!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
NEW LEADER at the top! Andy storms into first place on a brilliant 36 points — 8 MOTMs in 6 appearances! Liam S 2nd on 33, Chris B drops to 3rd on 30, with Stevie R and Birnie sharing 4th on 28. Wayne, Gareth and David B share 6th on 25, Ross H 9th on 22, and James W rounding out the top 10 on 21. The POTS race is properly heating up!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Chris B of Bayern Bru still leads the boot race on a sensational 28 goals! John R (Fatburn Rovers) chases on 23, with Ross H (Scrandinavia) and Stevie R (OB City) sharing 3rd on 20 each, Connor M (Bayern Bru) 5th on 19, Liam S on 16, and Gareth, Lewis Fer and Loon sharing 7th on 14. David B rounds out the top 10 on 13. The chasing pack are closing in on Chris B though!

👑🏆 SCRANDINAVIA CLOSE THE GAP! 🏆👑
What a title race we're brewing up! Scrandinavia produced a PERFECT 9-point week — including a stunning 3-1 UPSET over league leaders Bayern Bru, a 10-2 hammering of Flaberdeen, and a 6-2 win over Fatburn Rovers! They've now closed the gap on Bayern Bru to just 3 points at the top. Bayern Bru still lead on 41, Scrandinavia 2nd on 38, Ivory Toast 3rd on 32, OB City 4th on 25. Fatburn Rovers continue their climb up to 5th on 20! Parmesan Belgrade drop to 6th on 17 — level on points with Flaberdeen (7th) and Rapid Viennetta (8th) split only by goal difference. Game on!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
What a wild night of football! The result of the week has to be Scrandinavia's INCREDIBLE 10-2 hammering of Flaberdeen 🤯 But their 3-1 upset over league leaders Bayern Bru was arguably even bigger! Bayern Bru still bagged 8-3 over Rapid Viennetta and 4-2 over Flaberdeen. Ivory Toast had a solid week with 5-2 over Parmesan Belgrade, 4-2 over OB City, and a 2-2 draw with Fatburn. Fatburn Rovers added a 4-1 win over OB City. Flaberdeen bagged 7-3 over Rapid V, and OB beat Parmesan 5-1. Rapid Viennetta picked up 6-1 over Parmesan Belgrade. Chaos!

The Top 3 Standings:
Bayern Bru top on 41 points (+39 GD), Scrandinavia 2nd on 38 points (+36 GD), Ivory Toast 3rd on 32 points (+11 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 6 of Season 12 — the HALFWAY mark is officially behind us! 🎯 Six brilliant weeks, six more to go, and the title race is wide open. The nights are dark, the floodlights are on, and the Fat Fives Football action is only getting better. Massive thank you to every single player for the graft — on the pitch and on the scales! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

🌐 fatfives.football

⚽🌙 SEASON 12 - WEEK 5: UNDER THE FLOODLIGHTS! 🌙⚽October is officially here and we're now properly playing in the dark — ...
05/10/2026

⚽🌙 SEASON 12 - WEEK 5: UNDER THE FLOODLIGHTS! 🌙⚽

October is officially here and we're now properly playing in the dark — full floodlights on from kick-off, the breath visible in the autumn air, and the pitches glowing under the lights 🏟️✨ There's just something special about Fat Fives Football under the floodlights, and Week 5 delivered a cracker! Massive well done to every player for lacing up the boots and showing up in the cold!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Steven Mc takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 1.7kg loss — what a shift to lead the line! He's joined by Ross Davidson (1.3kg), Ethan Park (1.2kg), Martin G (1.1kg), Loon (1.0kg), Nathan (1.0kg), Luggs (1.0kg), Terry (1.0kg), Richard G (0.9kg), Barry C (0.6kg) and Greg A (0.6kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning SEVEN-way tie at the top of the table on 12 points — Greg A, Andy, Luggs, Steve R, James W, Ash and Adam B! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and Season 11 winner Greg A storms BACK to top spot after another big week! Terry, Smithy and Chris B sit just behind on 9 points to round out the top 10. Five weeks in and the front-runners are still absolutely glued together — what consistency!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen are RUNAWAY leaders of the team weight loss table on a massive 66 points — opening up a HUGE 23-point gap! Rapid Viennetta 2nd on 43, Ivory Toast 3rd on 37, OB City 4th on 33, Scrandinavia on 31, Fatburn Rovers on 28, Bayern Bru on 24, and Parmesan Belgrade still lagging on 7. Flaberdeen are on another level off the pitch!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Chris B of Bayern Bru holds his lead at the top on a brilliant 28 points! Andy and Liam S share 2nd on 25 each, with Wayne and David B sharing 4th on 23, Stevie R and Birnie 6th on 20, and James W, Adam B and Gilmore rounding out the top 10 on 19 points. Chris B is in a league of his own early doors!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Chris B continues his sensational start — now on 23 goals in just five weeks! John R (Fatburn Rovers) chases hard on 19, Connor M (Bayern Bru) 3rd on 18, Stevie R (OB City) 4th on 16, with Liam S and Loon sharing 5th on 13. Lewis Fer, Ross H and David B share 7th on 12, with Gareth on 11. Chris B's running away with it!

👑🏆 FATBURN FINALLY ROARING! 🏆👑
What a turnaround from the defending champions! Fatburn Rovers were sitting rock bottom last week with just 7 points — this week they put together a PERFECT 9-point haul including a stunning 4-3 UPSET over league leaders Bayern Bru, a 6-3 win over Parmesan Belgrade, and a 7-1 hammering of Flaberdeen! They've climbed from 8th all the way to 6th. Bayern Bru still hold top spot on 35 despite that loss, Scrandinavia 2nd on 29, Ivory Toast 3rd on 25. And at the bottom? Rapid Viennetta have dropped from 6th all the way to 8th after a 0-from-3 nightmare — table-turning stuff!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
What a wild night of football! The result of the week has to be Scrandinavia's incredible 9-1 hammering of Rapid Viennetta — they also put 6 past Parmesan Belgrade with no reply! Fatburn Rovers' upset of league leaders Bayern Bru 4-3 was another highlight, with Fatburn also hammering Flaberdeen 7-1. Bayern Bru bagged 5-1 over Ivory Toast and 4-3 over Parmesan. O.B City picked up wins of 5-3 over Rapid V and 4-2 over Scrandinavia. Ivory Toast beat Rapid V 7-4 in a thriller. Flaberdeen bagged 5-3 over O.B City and 3-2 over Ivory Toast. Mental!

The Top 3 Standings:
Bayern Bru top on 35 points (+34 GD), Scrandinavia 2nd on 29 points (+22 GD), Ivory Toast 3rd on 25 points (+6 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 5 of Season 12! The nights are dark 🌑, the lights are on 💡, and the Fat Fives Football action is only heating up as we settle into autumn. Massive thank you to every single player for lacing up and bringing the energy — no matter how cold it gets out there! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

🌐 fatfives.football

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 4: BAYERN BRU'S UNBEATEN RUN ENDS! 🍂⚽The autumn is properly here now — the pitches are getting slick...
28/09/2026

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 4: BAYERN BRU'S UNBEATEN RUN ENDS! 🍂⚽

The autumn is properly here now — the pitches are getting slicker, the boots are getting muddier, and the season is really settling in 🍁 Week 4 in the books and what a shake-up! The leaders finally had their perfect run ended, a bottom-side landed the upset of the campaign, and the defending champions FINALLY picked up a win. Massive well done to every player for putting in the graft as the chill sets in!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Smithy takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 2.4kg loss — what a shift! He's joined by Matthew Mc (2.1kg), Willie (2.0kg), Aidan (2.0kg), Zac (1.5kg), Colin Mc (1.4kg), Luggs (1.1kg), James W (0.8kg), Steve R (0.8kg), Gilmore (0.8kg) and Ethan Park (0.8kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning EIGHT-way tie at the top of the table on 9 points — Andy, Greg A, Smithy, Steve R, Luggs, James W, Ash and Adam B! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and Andy holds top spot for another week thanks to the biggest % drop! Season 11 winner Greg A right in the mix as always. Ray and Terry sit just behind on 6 points to round out the top 10. Four weeks in and the front-runners are absolutely locked together!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen keep on flying at the top of the team weight loss table on 47 points — opening up a proper gap! Rapid Viennetta 2nd on 34, Ivory Toast 3rd on 26, Fatburn Rovers 4th on 23, OB City on 22, Scrandinavia on 20, Bayern Bru on 16, and Parmesan Belgrade lagging on 7. Flaberdeen's off-pitch charge continues to build!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Chris B of Bayern Bru breaks CLEAR at the top of POTS on 26 points — 6 MOTMs in 4 appearances! Wayne 2nd on 23, Liam S 3rd on 20, with a THREE-way tie behind on 17 points — James W, Andy and Adam B all in the mix. Gilmore on 16, and Robert D, Mitchell and Ross H rounding out the top 10 on 15 points. Chris B is having an unbelievable start to Season 12!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Chris B continues his outstanding start extending his lead in the boot race with a sensational 21 goals in just four weeks! John R (Fatburn Rovers) chases hard on 19, Connor M (Bayern Bru) 3rd on 12, Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) on 10, and Liam S, Stevie R and Chris M sharing 5th on 9. Ross H on 8, and Gareth and defending Golden Boot winner Stevie G rounding out the top 10 on 7 each. Chris B is on absolute fire!

👑🏆 UNBEATEN RUN OVER! 🏆👑
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE! Bayern Bru's brilliant unbeaten start to Season 12 has been ENDED — and by Flaberdeen of all sides, who pulled off a stunning 2-1 upset over the leaders! Bayern Bru bounced back with wins over Rapid Viennetta (5-3) and Scrandinavia (6-3) though and still sit clear at the top on 29 points. Scrandinavia hold 2nd on 23, Ivory Toast 3rd on 22 — separated by just goal difference. All positions held this week but the leaders finally look catchable. And massive shout-out to defending champions Fatburn Rovers who FINALLY picked up their 2nd win of the season, a 4-3 thriller over O.B City — long overdue!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
What a night of football! The result of the week has to be Flaberdeen's 2-1 shock over league leaders Bayern Bru! But it wasn't the only shocker — Ivory Toast edged O.B City 1-0 and beat Parmesan Belgrade 4-3, and Scrandinavia bagged big wins with 4-2 over Ivory Toast and 4-1 over Fatburn Rovers. Bayern Bru bounced back with 5-3 over Rapid V and 6-3 over Scrandinavia. Rapid V also beat Fatburn 2-1 and edged Flaberdeen 4-3. O.B City beat Parmesan Belgrade 3-1. Wild results everywhere!

The Top 3 Standings:
Bayern Bru top on 29 points (+30 GD), Scrandinavia 2nd on 23 points (+10 GD), Ivory Toast 3rd on 22 points (+8 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 4 of Season 12! The autumn is properly settling in ☕🍁 but the effort on the pitch and on the scales is only getting bigger. Massive thank you to every single player for putting in the graft — no matter what the weather! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

🌐 fatfives.football

🏆🌟 TOTW CAPTAIN TROPHIES! 🌟🏆Two brilliant weight loss captaincies to celebrate as Season 12 gets rolling! We had the ple...
23/09/2026

🏆🌟 TOTW CAPTAIN TROPHIES! 🌟🏆

Two brilliant weight loss captaincies to celebrate as Season 12 gets rolling! We had the pleasure of handing over the TOTW Captain trophies to two absolute machines from the opening weeks 💪 Give it up for the lads:

⭐🌟 MARTIN G — WEEK 1 CAPTAIN 🌟⭐
Martin's brilliant return to the Fat Fives Football family with a MASSIVE 17.7kg comeback loss (reflecting his time away since the end of Season 10) was one of the openers of the season! What a way to mark his return to action and pick up that very first captain's armband of Season 12. Welcome back, big man — you're an absolute legend and it's brilliant to have you back! 👏

⭐🌟 TERRY — WEEK 2 CAPTAIN 🌟⭐
Terry led the line in Week 2 with a brilliant 3.1kg loss to take the captain's armband! A fantastic performance on the scales to top the charts and lift the trophy. Take a bow, mate — outstanding stuff and a great way to kick off the campaign! 🔥

Massive congratulations to both Martin G and Terry — these are the moments that make Fat Fives Football what it is. Real people, real graft, real results 🙌 Two brilliant starts to Season 12 — long may it continue for both of you!

🌐 fatfives.football

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 3: BAYERN BRU FLYING HIGH! 🍂⚽The nights are drawing in, the leaves are turning, and there's a real a...
22/09/2026

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 3: BAYERN BRU FLYING HIGH! 🍂⚽

The nights are drawing in, the leaves are turning, and there's a real autumn chill on the pitch 🍁 — but Season 12 just keeps serving up drama! Week 3 in the books — the leaders keep flying, a bottom-side made their statement, and the defending champions are still nowhere to be found. Massive well done to every player!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Stephen M takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 1.8kg loss! Joined by Chris B (1.6kg), Michael L (1.5kg), Stevie R (1.5kg), Terry (1.3kg), Paul Keegan (1.3kg), Nathan (1.1kg), Ryan Mc (1.0kg), Taylor (1.0kg), Ray (0.8kg) and Willie (0.6kg). Take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning ten-way tie at the top on 6 points — Andy, Ray, Greg A, Terry, Callum K, Steve R, Smithy, James W, Ash and Luggs! With everyone level, order is decided on % weight lost, and Andy takes over top spot from Martin G thanks to the biggest % drop! Season 11 winner Greg A still in the mix.

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen top on 31 — opening up a gap! Rapid V 2nd on 23, Fatburn on 20, Ivory Toast on 17, Scrandinavia on 16, OB City on 15, Bayern Bru on 13, Parmesan on 5.

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Brilliant THREE-WAY tie at the top on 18 points — Wayne, Liam S and Chris B all deadlocked, back-to-back-to-back MOTM performances! James W and David B share 4th on 15, Birnie 6th on 13, Taylor, Andy, Stevie R and John R on 12.

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Chris B of Bayern Bru is ON FIRE — extending his lead on 16 goals in just three weeks! John R 2nd on 14, Stevie R 3rd on 9, Liam S, Lewis Fer and Chris M share 4th on 8. Gareth, Stevie G and Connor M on 7, Ross H on 6.

👑🏆 BAYERN BRU STILL UNBEATEN! 🏆👑
The leaders keep rolling! Bayern Bru made it a PERFECT 3W — 3-0 over O.B City, 9-1 hammering of defending champs Fatburn Rovers, and 8-2 over Parmesan Belgrade! Top on 23 points, STILL UNBEATEN, and 6 clear at the summit. Scrandinavia continue their surge to 2nd on 17. Ivory Toast bagged 9-from-3 to climb to 3rd on 16! Parmesan drop 2nd → 4th on 14. Defending champs Fatburn ROCK BOTTOM on 4 points!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
Bayern Bru's headline results — 9-1 over Fatburn and 8-2 over Parmesan! Wildest of the night? OB City's crazy 10-6 goal-fest over Rapid V! 🤯 Scrandinavia added 4-3 over Parmesan, 2-2 with OB, and 4-1 over Flaberdeen. Ivory Toast's perfect week — 5-2 Rapid V, 3-1 Flaberdeen, 6-5 thriller over Fatburn.

Top 3: Bayern Bru 23pts (+26), Scrandinavia 17pts (+8), Ivory Toast 16pts (+8).

The autumn is properly settling in ☕🍁 but the effort on the pitch and on the scales is only getting bigger. Massive thank you to every player for putting in the graft — no matter what the weather! Keep going!

🌐 fatfives.football

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 2: NIGHTS DRAWING IN, ACTION HEATING UP! 🍂⚽Summer is slipping away, the nights are getting shorter, ...
14/09/2026

⚽🍂 SEASON 12 - WEEK 2: NIGHTS DRAWING IN, ACTION HEATING UP! 🍂⚽

Summer is slipping away, the nights are getting shorter, and the darkness is drawing in earlier at kick-off 🌒 — but the drama in Season 12 is only just getting warmed up! Week 2 in the books and what a shake-up on the table already — sensational bounce-backs, unbeaten runs, and defending champions in freefall. Massive well done to every player for showing up as the season really settles in!

⭐🌟 TEAM OF THE WEEK! 🌟⭐
Terry takes this week's captain's armband with a brilliant 3.1kg loss — what a way to lead the line! He's joined by Ray (1.9kg), Buisty (1.9kg), Gogs (1.6kg), Willie (1.5kg), Steve R (1.3kg), Smithy (1.3kg), James W (1.2kg), Jacko (1.0kg), Callum K (1.0kg) and Doug (0.9kg). Eleven brilliant performances on the scales — take a bow, lads! 👏

⚖️📉 TOP WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 📉⚖️
A stunning ten-way tie at the top of the table on 3 points — Martin G, Andy, Greg A, Ray, Chopper, Terry, Jacko, Doug, Callum K and Gogs! With everyone level on points, the order is decided on percentage of weight lost, and Martin G still holds top spot thanks to the biggest % drop. Season 11 winner Greg A right in the mix as usual! Two weeks in and the front-runners are already stacked up together — brilliant consistency early doors!

🏃‍♂️💪 TEAM WEIGHT LOSS LEAGUE 💪🏃‍♂️
Flaberdeen keep the top spot on 17 points, with Fatburn Rovers climbing to 2nd on 16 — they may be struggling on the pitch but they're delivering big-time on the scales! Rapid Viennetta on 13, Ivory Toast on 10, Bayern Bru and Scrandinavia level on 8, OB City on 6, and Parmesan Belgrade on 5. Every point counts — keep pushing together!

🥇🏅 POTS (PLAYER OF THE SEASON) 🏅🥇
Wayne and Liam S share the top spot on 16 points — both bagging back-to-back MOTM performances in their opening two weeks! An EIGHT-way tie sits just behind on 10 points — James W, Taylor, Stevie R, Mitchell, Buisty, Richard G, Chris and David B all making their early marks. This race is WIDE open from the off!

🍫👟 GOLDEN CHOCOLATE BOOT (MVP) 👟🍫
Defending Golden Boot winner Stevie G shares the early Season 12 lead with Chris of Bayern Bru — both on 7 goals! Lewis Fer (Parmesan Belgrade) and Chris M (Scrandinavia) share 3rd on 6, John R (Fatburn Rovers) and Stevie R (OB City) on 5, and Liam S, Gareth, Mitchell and Andy rounding out the top 10 on 4 each. Fresh season, tight race!

👑🏆 SCRANDINAVIA'S STUNNING BOUNCE-BACK! 🏆👑
Talk about a turnaround! After sitting rock bottom last week on just 1 point, Scrandinavia have SURGED all the way up to 3rd with a PERFECT 9-point week — including a brilliant 3-1 win over defending champions Fatburn Rovers, 2-1 over Ivory Toast, and a stunning 5-1 hammering of Rapid Viennetta! Meanwhile Bayern Bru maintain top spot on 14 points and are STILL UNBEATEN, with Parmesan Belgrade 2nd on 11 and Scrandinavia 3rd on 10. And at the bottom? Defending champions Fatburn Rovers now sit ROCK BOTTOM on just 3 points after a shocking 0-from-3 week. What a table-flip already!

📊⚽ MATCH RESULTS & STANDINGS ⚽📊
Massive week of football! Scrandinavia's brilliant 3-from-3 was headlined by a 5-1 hammering of Rapid Viennetta and 3-1 over Fatburn Rovers. Bayern Bru's undefeated start continues with a 2-0 win over Flaberdeen and 4-2 over Ivory Toast plus a 2-2 draw with Rapid V. OB City had a solid week with 3-2 over Fatburn Rovers and a 4-4 thriller with Parmesan Belgrade. Parmesan also beat Flaberdeen 3-1. Fatburn Rovers had a night to forget going 0-from-3 with losses to Scrandinavia, Rapid Viennetta (5-3) and O.B City. A proper reshaping of the table!

The Top 3 Standings:
Bayern Bru top on 14 points (+9 GD), Parmesan Belgrade 2nd on 11 points (+6 GD), Scrandinavia 3rd on 10 points (+4 GD).

That's a wrap on Week 2 of Season 12! The nights are drawing in earlier ⭐ and there's a proper autumn chill in the air, but the effort on the pitch and on the scales is only getting bigger. Massive thank you to every single player for putting in the graft as the seasons change! Keep going, keep believing, and we'll see you next week! For full stats, fixtures, league tables and live player tracking, head over to 👇

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12/09/2026

🎬 LIAM TRIED EVERYTHING AND BARRY M SAID ABSOLUTELY NOT 😭🧤🔥
📝 Header? Saved. Follow up? Saved. Liam doing his absolute best and Barry M shutting down every single attempt 😂 Player of the season living up to the billing and Liam is absolutely distraught 😤 What a goalkeeper 👇
🎥 Full highlights: https://www.youtube.com/

10/09/2026

🎬 NOT EVEN THE OPPOSITION EXPECTED THAT 😭😂🔥
📝 Chopper in goals, looking comfortable and then gravity had other ideas 🤣 The deflection off Chopper is so unexpected even the attackers stopped celebrating for a second 😂 One of the great Fat Fives moments right here 😤👇
🎥 Full highlights: https://www.youtube.com/

08/09/2026

🎬 EVERY TOUCH COUNTED AND CHUCKIE FINISHED IT OFF 😮‍💨🔥
📝 Bayern Bru with a move that had everything 🫡 Slick passing, clever movement and Chuckie with the composure to place it perfectly into the back of the net ⚽🔥 That is how you score a team goal 👇
🎥 Full highlights: https://www.youtube.com/

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