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26/08/2026

Final away day to
Glangrwney
With the Green man a mile up the road 10 men and a bird in blue and white arrived in the small village to be confronted with the cast of Last of the summer wine.

The hosts opted to bat with Kelly and Rob opening the bowling in their usual miserly fashion keeping things tight early on, Later the hosts big hitting all rounder fell to a caught and bowled by the ice kid Parsons who was on first change along with 5 poppadums Peter who only went for 20 in his 8 overs. The second drinks break brought utter fury to Carl Hughes the grumpiest of scorers pointing to his watch and ranting about the over rate like Boycott on steroids.
Between decisons of out not out and dead ball and sledging their own umpires.
Plus the umpire standing behind the non striking batter at Harvey’s end and not mention the sight screens being moved for the yes no guy from the vicar of Dibley the innings ran over by 6 minutes.
With the game being played in test fashion Harvey managed final figures 2-4 off his 5 overs.
And with the fielding of Angelo and Judah on top form runs were kept to a minimum 119-7 off 40.

Mel and Ben opened the batting the Skuse dropping to the seconds due to his inability to move although we thought was normal behaviour and he fitted in well with the seconds.
Mel taken out by a slinging jaffer of a ball for 4 the crazy Italian soon followed and the Skuse was left to fight the good fight, with the cast of last of summer wine bowling in tandem Kye and young Boony were back in the shed and looking for Howard and Marina to pop up from behind a wall.
whilst the young Harvey went out to do battle The the last ball before drinks saw Benjamin fall on his sword and was out bowled Compo stumped by Foggy.
Enter the Captain struggling to walk to middle on the back of last week’s nonsense and the allegations of dropped catches in the first innings.
52 was required from 25 the instruction to Harvey was clear we got all day and running between the wickets isn’t a necessity , with 13 more runs added Marve was on his way bowled by the young bowler Eve Jones the youngest and most threatening of the opposition. Enter the veteran Kelly “run 3” Chilton.
It was noted the call for 3 came off her own shot and the captains reply trundling back for the third was for post watershed readers only.
39 runs later the undefeated partnership Hibbs 22/Chilton 17-and a masterclass in test cricket saw the the seconds home for the 7th victory of the campaign with one to play against league leaders Cardiff.
All make sure you have a good scrub as we will have our team photo.

Big thanks to everyone who supported last night’s event 👏🏼💙👍🏏Together for Teddy 💙
26/07/2026

Big thanks to everyone who supported last night’s event 👏🏼

💙👍🏏

Together for Teddy 💙

23/07/2026

THE RETURN OF THE PRODICAL SON . With number of players away due through work and holidays getting 2 sides in itself was a great achievement, And as negative as it may sound the main tactic come whatever may was to gain at least 3 bonus points to guarantee staying in the top 3 Nine men and a woman on mission travelled the long road to Ystrad Rhondda leisure to take on the in form Porth second eleven. The skipper lost the toss for only the second time this season to an ever rolling £2 coin (make 50p mandatory for the league). Kelly Chilton opened the bowling and found out how fast the outfield was going for 16 in her first over (Now was not the time to get my own back for her previous sledging of the skipper) Evergreen Rob Harrison tightened up the other end only going for 8 in his opening over this could be a long afternoon however the task was stuck at and both pulled it back 5 cars Pete and the Ice Kid Kye came on to also steady the ship with Lee taking the the first wicket a catch into the safe hands of Richard Boon. This weeks Friday nightmare wasn't around facing the pace of Junior Biggles and MO the kid from IT but who would make up the overs for the 5th bowler. Having already prepped Peter it was going to be me and Boony combined thats the nightmare. However the Hearty Italian Rovaretti stepped up at one end and left the skipper with one last trick up his sleeve the Brian Clough mind games "Sir Melvyn do you think you would be able to give us a an over or 2? Otherwise its going to have to be me do you want that on your conscious". Swiftly the clubs most famous Kent man took the ball removed his cap and marked out his run up... After his first over The skipper stood flabbergasted what an over what a bloody charlatan worse than Farage Has he even had an operation the old bu**er bowled like he has been doing it all season... all his life even... So much so Kye the Ice kid said and I quote word for word "I didn't know you could bowl Mr Martin" much to Robs laughter. Rovaretti took a wicket courtesy of the hands of Melvyn in the gulley at last a bonus point followed afterwards by a third wicket through a run out after the batter got excited and went halfway down the track to find the bails suitably removed by the Junior Jack Russell no repeat of Monmouth. The innings closed at 279-3 despite the conditions the fielding was a plus and everyone dug in Judah out in the deep Dan and Kye at deep long on and off. Other fielding matters of note Peter with his customary face planting into he ground off his own bowling this time and Robs impression of Messi stepping over the ball as it went for 4. We must also commend the Porth scorer there were only 4 byes and he attributed all to the bowlers so well done that man he can come again. The second innings commenced Sir Melvyn Martin and Lord Peter Lee opening Peter hitting some lovely aerial 4's down to fine leg but spent so much time admiring Melvyn got stuck into him get and bloody run was the shout(Great to see pensioners at it). Lee made excellent 34 including 7 4's earning his Chicken Tikka Madras and 5 poppadums. Enter the Ice kid Kye he never fails to impress yet again steady with the bat soon to be joined by Kelly Chilton with a job to boss the kids around in the middle order and get us near 120 and 2 bonus points in good time. As usual she didn't listen to a word and before you could check the scoreboard she found herself hitting a blistering 48 including 8 fours. Before the carnage was a spell of 5 overs for 5 runs which led to the absent VC Hughes messaging what the F is going on...All in hand dear boy 120 is the new 280 was the reply with explanation given this level of strategic brilliance sent him back to Bristol to watch his wife conclude her shopping spree. . Boony came out and at last someone who would listen 6 forward defence shots in a row test cricket at its finest but of course the other major story with Rovaretti getting yet another duck was we managed to unearth another Skuse who could score more runs than him this time Judah, I was informed by his nan that she would have played despite having a dodgy hip bu**er if only I knew another member of the family who may have scored more than the Italian. A final total of 173-7(40) gave us a total of 5 bonus points keeping us in the top 3 so onto next week where come back out fighting again and try to keep our status in that top 3. double fines for Angelo firstly being late leaving Kye to send the message and telling the lie that Judah had taken his tea towel. Whilst under interrogation it was concluded that Judah didn't have a tea towel at all so a fine for Mr and Mrs Skuse Also fines for Dan for playing the part of Douglas Bader to seriously between the wickets and Kelly for doing a Ieuan 48 with the bat 66 with the ball -18(Top sledging returned) 12 games in we haven't conceded yet lets keep that going and still top 3 mind blowing . The grass is green The sky is blue The river Ebbws flowing through Those city lights don't bother me Abercarn i'd rather be Blue army Blue army Learn this song seconds you will need to know it watch the steelbacks sing their version...

🎵 Attention Everyone! 🎵This Saturday at the Welfare Ground, we’re delighted to have Lance Jones performing live! 🎤🎸Every...
19/07/2026

🎵 Attention Everyone! 🎵

This Saturday at the Welfare Ground, we’re delighted to have Lance Jones performing live! 🎤🎸

Everyone is welcome, so come along and enjoy a fantastic family-friendly atmosphere. 👍 Lots of refreshments available!!!

We’ll also have a raffle with some great prizes, with all proceeds being donated to Together for Teddy. 💙

Please come down, support a great cause, and enjoy a brilliant evening at the club. 👍🏏💙

14/07/2026

THE JANITORS WEEK OFF . Enid Blyton had the Famous Five Abercarn have the Fragile Four(Janitors union) With the selection dilemma of having enough players to field 3 teams the final decision was made Friday morning when it was clear there was to be only one game. With the Abercarn team bus driver dizzy from heading to different venues Abertillery then Pont mission control recalled them back to the Welfare Ground something that made Peter 5 cars Lee and treasurer Kurt still mid flight on his return from International duty both happy. : THE GAME The toss took place bang on 12pm something Abercarn didn't get the pleasure of at Tonyrefail The skipper flipped the 50p(Borrowed) won the toss(only lost one all season) and shocked the entirety of the Welfare ground went against his own regulations and opted to bat first. Fielding a team with 7 players 21 or under including 6 under 16 the future was here for all to see. Mel Martin one of the over 60's opened the batting with the teen Clubber Hopkins, Hopkins stepped around one and misjudged it worse than Carl trying to put his dog in the river. Enter Biggles wannabe HP a young upcoming lad with a bright future his innings started cautious like Douglas Bader in the 110m hurdles but once in full flow he turned into Squadron Leader Guy Gibson balls bouncing all around NP11. With murmurings of declarations etc the skipper in true General Melchet style left the frontline and took to the riverbank with his phone on silent as usual and just talking general bo****ks to anyone who would listen. With the offer of umpiring duties turned down best head back to the river With Radio Supervisor Martin they put on the highest stand in the divisions history of 233, Parsons eventually went for 189 off 103 balls, Martin hung around for a while longer empowering his hero and inner Chris Tavare battling onto 60. The youngster's came in and had a bash and a total of 293 was attained in the allotted overs. After a sleepless night it could not be put off any longer time to face Harry and Zack on a fast track with Carl stating (your hands will hurt) the Vice Captains crumb of poxy comfort. Wickets didn't come easily as the Miskins openers who had graced the 3rd team the previous week dug in for a stand of 79 undone by Biggles younger brother Noah who through a fringe an Osprey would proudly nest saw himself bag an LBW to get us under way. Wickets were few and far between and the heat got to Fin when he wasn't getting the same answers from his requests to the umpire young Noah had, So he went all in on Bampi for his ball handling skills. The Ice kid Kye came and had his usual caught and bowled,Chilts entered the fray and decided violence was the answer and tried to kill the skipper with his first ball(by reading this you can see he failed). Then to finish off Clubber Hopkins had a bowl from the Cwmcarn Rugby ground end with the cricket gods onside he took a wicket with his first ball and finished with figures of 2-14 a junior janitor was born. A win by 136 runs was complete and the good run on the back of hard work continues currently in 2nd place but with a longlong way to go and a hard game away next week to an inform Porth we will need to be at our best with the janitors back all fully refreshed with some more Shakespearian quotes from 5 cars Pete philosophy from Carl Jeff shouting at my occasional misfield and 1 brings 2 from Rob.

ACC 2nds home today 🏏🔥Pop and support the boys. Club open for refreshments 👍👍👍
11/07/2026

ACC 2nds home today 🏏🔥

Pop and support the boys.

Club open for refreshments 👍👍👍

Results are in 🏏🏏Big thanks to Barry for a great game, was great to see youngsters playing in both teams and playing the...
05/07/2026

Results are in 🏏🏏

Big thanks to Barry for a great game, was great to see youngsters playing in both teams and playing the game in the right spirit. All the best with your remaining games 🤝👍

Thanks to Monmouth for being such great hosts, another fantastic game and the young guns getting the 2nds over the line 👍… all the best with your remaining fixtures.

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Game’s ON 🏏🏏1st welcome Barry 2nds to the welfare 2nds travel to Monmouth… Good luck both teams 🤝💪🏼Both games start at 1...
04/07/2026

Game’s ON 🏏🏏

1st welcome Barry 2nds to the welfare

2nds travel to Monmouth…

Good luck both teams 🤝💪🏼

Both games start at 12:30pm…

Club open for refreshments. All welcome

👍 🏏 🚂

02/07/2026

SCOUTS HONOUR COMES GOOD AGAIN . Forests Brian Clough had Maurice Edwards scouting out his future stars nationwide at Abercarn Mark Hibbs has Peter Lee working his magic around the corridors of Meritor. When Tyleri Courier services next deliver to Meritor we must meet Pete's boss and insure Meritor's pay masters refuse any of his retirement plans. With the Thursday bunfight/selection meeting not going well pleas for bowlers fell on deaf ears we even lost the king of spin Sergeant Wilson(Hughes) to the first eleven to support Noah with his hair dilemma. Dads army rolled into Rougement school(minus Sergeant Wilson) to face Malpas in a delayed start due to an archery competiton, And to be played on another astro pitch this one with a lip on the edge Katy Price would taken great pride in showing off. With the first coin lost down said crevice at the second attempt we had won the toss and invited the hosts to bat (We love the thrill of the chase). There was a late replacement to the team With Rob being drafted for Dan who was going out early on the ale, Rob wasn't informed until he got into the Captain Mainwarings van no turning back now especially with those dodgy knees (allegedly). Private Godfrey(Rob) and Warden Hodges (Peter Lee) opened the bowling taking early wickets leaving Malpas 39-5 at drinks Lee finishing with figures of 3-18. drinks was an interesting interlude with Pradeep warming up in the middle for his comeback, put him on said Warden Hodges. For once Mainwaring listened to Hodges and the Meritor express fired up making the Hafodyrynys express look like Ivor the Engine. with Kye and Seb backing up at the other end Malpas had fallen for 100 Seb taking 2 great catches in the deep Kye a catch off his own bowling and the Junior Alan Knott a screamer that he still hasn't seen but can feel. Monk (Private Pike)and Peter "5 cars" Lee opened the batting Monk managed to get to 50 in under 40 balls was he off out with Dan for a beer...with the Kharade kid unable to walk (needs to leave martial arts to the experts) and 2 wickets falling soon after Kye the Ice kid joined Monk and sealed the victory with a stand of 23, Monk reaching an unbeaten 57. Celebrations still continuing into Sunday when young Judah was seen leaving a local restaurant in Blackwood this afternoon waving with pride as the skipper sounded the horn... HALF TERM REPORT After last season where we faced defeat after defeat and only getting past 100 3 times with no victories this season has already surpassed such atrocities 2 players getting past 100 and 4 wins out of a possible 7 is huge step forward we find ourselves in 3rd place and the team who currently lead the league we have actually beaten on there own patch. we are unbeaten on astro pitches can the council make a decent one for us? we currently have the top 3 wicket takers in the league the keeper with the most dismissals(he must be good) and Suhas in 8th with the batting. A long way to go but the kids backed up with Dads Army who knows what we can achieve lets keep the dream alive when we head to Monmouth next week. A few of Dads Army were missing this week the seconds things look good when all in together. Corporal Jones (Mel) vacation in Majorca Private Frazier (Jeff) firsts duty private Walker (Farky) firsts duty .

Great results for the boys from abercarn 🤝🏏👍Competitive game at the welfare, big thanks to Sudbrook… good bunch of boys ...
27/06/2026

Great results for the boys from abercarn 🤝🏏👍

Competitive game at the welfare, big thanks to Sudbrook… good bunch of boys and wishing them well with their remaining fixtures 👍

Top effort from the 2nds team, another great result… everyone contributing and the young guns working hard again 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼… big thanks to Malpas for their hospitality. Good luck with their season.

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