The Abbey Tavern Golf Society

11/09/2026

Good afternoon lads and lasses.
Here are the results from El Plantio, played on Thursday the 3rd of September.
Coming out on top of the shop with a fantastic score of 39 points, goes to Man on the Moon, Neil Armstrong, great scoring Neil 👏👏👏👏⛳️🏌🏆🏆🏆
Holding up the rest of us and not collecting the lickle 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 piggy on the way, goes to Brennan, unlucky brennan.

31/08/2026

Good afternoon lads and lasses.
Here are the results from Alicante played on Thursday the 27th of August, playing for the Shane the hat Trophy.
Coming out on top of the shop with a fantastic score of 40 points, brilliantly sponsored by Shane Scoot-denness, goes to Simon Targett, well played Simon 👏👏👏👏👏👏⛳️🏌⛳️🏌⛳️🏆🏆🏆🏆
Bringing up the rear, goes yet again to the Beautiful Mia, unlucky Mia.
These sponsorship days are proving to be very enjoyable, keep the sponsorships coming in people's.
Next outing El Plantio,Thursday the 3rd of September, 1st T 10.32, not 8 o'clock as first stated.

24/08/2026

Good evening lads and lasses.
Here are the results from Altorreal, played on Thursday the 20th of August.
Coming out on top of the shop with a fantastic score of 35 points goes to Eddie the Eagle, just pipping Simon Targett on count back, well played Eddie McGrath.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍⛳️🏌🏆
Holding up the rest of the Clan, and not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 on the way, goes to our lovely guest Mia, unlucky Mia.
Next outing is for the Shane the hat 4 club Challenge Trophy, At Alicante Thursday the 27th of August, 1st T 9.28.

16/08/2026

16/08/2026

Here are 2 separate videos of a pro and an amateur, taking shots out of the water.
1 with 1 shoe off, & the other with both shoes on.
Please comment on which 1 is the plonker.

16/08/2026

Good morning lads and lasses.
Here are the results from Lo Romero, played on Thursday the 13th of August.
Coming out on top of the shop, with a fantastic score of 44 points, goes to Big Yin, John Maguinness, well played Big Yin, fantastic score.
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Holding up the rest of the Clan, not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 on the way, goes to Desperate Dan, unlucky Dan.
Next weeks outing, Altorreal, Thursday the 20th of August, 1st T 10 o'clock.

08/08/2026

Good afternoon lads and lasses.
Here are the results from El Plantio, played on Thursday the 6th of August.
Coming out on top of the shop with a great score of 36 points, goes to Dave Short and not the short Dave.
Well played Dave, 👏👏👏👏👏⛳️🏌🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Holding up the rest of the Clan, and not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 on the way goes to Louis (guest) unlucky Louis.
Next outing Lo Romero Thursday the 13th of August, 1st T 10.30.

04/08/2026

Good morning lads and lasses.
Here are the results from Lo Romero, played on Thursday the 30th of July.
Coming out on top of the shop with a great score of 37 points, goes to not Dave Short !! but Short Dave Gilbey, superb play Grumps. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Holding up the rest of the Clan, and not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 on the way, goes to Mr Capatain himself, Mr Robert Wall Dorf, unlucky El Capatain.
Next outing El Plantio, Thursday the 6th of August, 1st T 10.32.

25/07/2026

Good afternoon lads and lasses, here are the results from Alicante, played on Thursday the 23rd of July.
Coming out on top of the shop with a fantastic score of 40 points, goes to the Mackem Geordie, Keith Welsh Jones, well played Keith, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍🏌⛳️🍺🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Super score bud.
Holding up the rest of us, and not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
On the way, with not 3 blobs, but 3 nearest the pins, goes to Cliff Organ.
Unlucky Keith.🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Next outing Lo Romero, Thursday the 30th of July, 1st T 8 o'clock.

19/07/2026

Good evening lads and lasses.
Firstly Vamos Espania, wack them Argy Bargy's. ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Back to golf, Here are the results from Lo Romero, played on Thursday the 16th of July.
Coming out on top of the shop, with an absolute fantastic score of 38 points, goes to Elaine Targett, Targett by name Targett by nature, well played Elaine superb. 👏👏👏👏🏌⛳️🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Holding up the rest of the Clan, due to being over worked & under payed, and not collecting the lickle piggy 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷 on the way, goes to Mr Keith Fletcher, unlucky mucker, take the rest of the summer off work bud.
Next outing Alicante, Thursday the 23rd of July, 1st T 9.26.