Penalty Is My Drug Eibar Is My Dealer

03/06/2022

Greatest ever to do it🔥

30/10/2021

16/10/2021

Messi have started his protest against the weather. He won't play for PSG untill there is no wind in the stadium.

15/10/2021

FIFA card vs Eibar.

Vs

FIFA card vs any team with a little bit of wind

13/10/2021

Eibar top goalscorers:
Leo Pessi = 20
Leo Pessi without weak foot = 20
Leo Pessi without header = 20
Leo Pessi with Retirement =20
Leo Pessi without Free Kick = 19
Leo Pessi without Penalty = 8
Social distance
Cristiano Ronaldo = 7

22/09/2021

Breaking‼‼‼

Today at Eibar's training, a mask-covered dwarf appeared and he terrorizes the Eibar players in their training.

He scored 6 goals against them until Eibar management called the police on him.

He is now in hiding and the police are still looking for th Eibar penalty stealer.

According to the Eibar players, they think it is the evil Eibarman.

At the request of the police, they have resumed their training and the police are in hiding ready to arrest Eibarman if he shows up again

20/09/2021

Pessi gonna make his official debut against the mighty Metz wednesday.

Now PSG fans gona see the true Pessi. Pessi went to farmer league to destroy Metz, Foot, Brest to statpad against these mighty farmers.

20/09/2021

Different kind of debut by Messi and his fans

Debut
UCL debut
UCL home debut
UCL away debut
Full home debut
Full away debut
90 mins home debut
90 mins away debut
Injury time debut
120 mins debut
120 home debut
120 away debut
Extra time debut
Extra time home debut
Extra time away debut
Penalty shootout debut
French cup debut
French farmer cup home debut
French farmer cup away debut
French super farmer cup debut

Debut FC

19/09/2021

Ronaldo = Tap In
Pessi = Tap Block

🔥

19/09/2021

A THREAD about Boliviaman Edition 2015-2021

• Lampe (Bolivia Goalkeeper) has conceded the most goals (5 goals) in a calender year by a single player, The one and only BOLIVIAMAN.

• Messi holds the record of most dives (8) in a friendly game against Guatemala.

• The topscorer against Eibar with the most goals (20) in just 6 years.

• Eibar goalkeeper holds the record of the most recieved bottles by Messi (20).

• Highest goalratio with atleast 10 games played is hold by Messi against Eibar (1,8).

• Only player in history in Copa America to win the Copa Mickey Golden boot with 90% of his goals against farmer countries outside top 50.

All these in just 6 years! The man, The myth, The Boliviaman 🐑🔥

15/09/2021

Mats Rits to Referee: "And his fanbase troll Ronaldo and calls him finished"