25/09/2025
We are currently experiencing a drone attack in the bike shop. Things are slightly delayed due to every danish politician being busy taking "selfies where you look worried", all while investing billions in defence, and then not knowing what to do when critical infrastructure like bike shops or airports get attacked, by something that can be taking down with a stick being thrown.
Until the city is physically on fire, we will however keep servicing your bike, even though Dennis has a headache from the complete ineptitude of our leadership. He's also angry because he REALLY likes drones, and now they're being outlawed. Fu***ng. Idiots.