01/04/2026
Introducing F**K YOUR HIPS™ 🛹
After years of R&D, we’ve finally solved a problem nobody asked us to solve.
Wheel wells? For what, exactly? So your wheels can turn freely? So you can skate? Weak.
F**K YOUR HIPS™ is a precision-engineered block of wood that fits snugly between your board and your trucks, scientifically guaranteed to transform any gentle carve into immediate, pavement-assisted seating.
✅ 100% wheelbite, 100% of the time ✅ No more disappointing turns ✅ Hospital visits sold separately
Available now. Skate responsibly. Or don’t. Mostly don’t.