06/11/2026
I think I know a thing or two about Columbian Ground Squirrels and I'm 97% sure that this should take care of the shenanigans on Hole 3. Yep, there's nothing like a good sign to keep order.
If the signs prove ineffective (*theoretically* possible, I guess) and a critter has blocked a hole and stolen your ball, just let any of our staff know and we'll get you sorted out right away. Please don't try to poke, drop things on, or otherwise scare the little guys out of the hole. It rarely works and they get incredibly stubborn when they're frightened. We have a few friendly ways to motivate them to move on.
But all for nought, really, because we have signs now.