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The Toike Oike The Toike Oike is the University of Toronto's official humor newspaper, in publication since 1911. Or your face. Also, her muffins are to DIE for.

Managed by the Engineering Society and distributed campus wide each month, the latest Toike issue will never be far from your hands. Like a tall, beautiful rose growing amidst a field of sh*tty dandelions, the Toike Oike stands out as a beacon of hope for student-run publications on the University of Toronto campus. Sporting a powerful combination of ultra-right wing fundamentalism, blurry ethical standards, and legendary sexual prowess, we are the humor newspaper that can get you up when your school's bringing you down. Side effects of reading the Toike Oike may include uncontrollable and hysterical laughter, inadvertent bowel movements, public nudity and the sudden appearance of black ink on one's face. The Toike Oike does not claim responsibility for any of the aforementioned symptoms, so don't even try to sue us. Our grandma is a battle-hardened jujitsu warrior, and will not hesitate to attack when summoned. Let The Toike Oike redefine your expectation of campus newspapers. Pick up a new copy monthly, from newsstands across U of T. Oh, and one more thing...

Sucka MC's ain't sh*t.

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