04/28/2025
NO DODGEBALL TONIGHT — GO VOTE INSTEAD
Yeah, that’s right. No Monday Night Dodgeball tonight, folks. Not ‘cause we don’t love ya—but because it’s Voting Day in Canada. The last damn day to have your say.
We don’t care who you vote for. Really. Vote for the left, the right, the middle, the dude with the ponytail, or the one with the shiny teeth and empty promises. Just vote. Because if you don’t, you don’t get to whine about the country going down the drain later.
And if you're feeling a little too passionate about politics and wanna take it out on someone—great news: we’ve got dodgeball all week long. You can throw balls at each other’s heads and call it “civic engagement.” Just remember—when the last whistle blows, we leave the court as friends, not Facebook enemies.
So go on. Go make history. Go vote. Then come back and let it all out—one dodgeball at a time.
