Paradise Men's Soccer

06/19/2026

06/19/2026

Results from opening night of the 2026 season.

06/18/2026

Opening night of the 2026 season. The sun is shining and the Banished Brewing is cold. Nothing better.

06/18/2026

The wait is almost over. If you haven't checked in on the app yet, please do.

See you at the hut!

06/12/2026

Looking for a place to watch Team 🇨🇦 take on 🇧🇦 today? Our friends at Banished Brewing have you covered. Kickoff is at 4:30.

🍁Team Canada kicks off tomorrow at 4:30pm and we'll have the match on the screens in the taproom.

Grab your crew, wear your red and white, and come cheer on Canada with us!

🍺$20 jugs of Banished Light during the match

Good beer. Great atmosphere. And a chance to cheer on the home side with your fellow Canadians!

See you at Banished⚽🍻

06/11/2026

The wait is finally over.

Wonder if we can get Salma Hayak in a red pantsuit for Soccer Saturday?

Today’s the day. FIFA World Cup 2026 is here. 🏆

06/11/2026

Even though PSL is the pinnacle of football, we still have a week to go before we kickoff.

Thankfully, there is a tournament starting today. If any of you consider yourself the Nostradamus or Kreskin of international footie, put your skills to the test. Our very own Aaron Batho has started a World Cup predictor.

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Match predictions have to be made ten minutes before the game starts. Tournament predictions have to be made before the start of the tournament.

https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbzmQSIXJfXS4b9leRJRQfLyNA8RsNET3Yt_bGnfwhqWrzX3Vw4BSj8mYugrzME5tLA7/exec

League code is 9BKGGK

It may load up in Hungarian. If it does just close down the dialog box and you'll see an option at the top to change to English. Username and password is whatever you want so that your guesses stay attached to your login.

05/21/2026

Unofficial team crests for the 2026 season.

And yes, it is Walley United because Simon is a massive WuTang Clan fan.

05/19/2026

Registration closed yesterday so it's time to reveal rosters for the 2026 season. All players have been notified by their captains.

To anyone that added their name to the waitlist but didn't make the cut, we appreciate your interest. Spots are tough to come by. If spots open up, we'll be in touch.

05/17/2026

Hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend. All those cold beers... that's just pre-season training. If you stay ready, you don't need to get ready. That's elite athlete mentality. Nice to know everyone is staying in shape (round is a shape).

Keep an eye on your inboxes. Registration closes Monday, so rosters will go out later in the week.

Whether or not you make the cut, thank you to everyone that has reached out about the waitlist. The list is longer than ever.