Painfully Average Sports

Painfully Average Sports 365 games of rec sports in 2026
Jack of all sports master of none
📍Ottawa, Canada

09/09/2026

Some of these are low key fun. The trapper makes you feel invulnerable, I’d get in front of any line drive with that thing. Might be onto something with the soccer gloves

09/08/2026

All good things come to an end. The sound of being eliminated and heading to Chuck’s Roadhouse Bar & Grill was far too tempting for the team to resist. Wyatt puts together yet another stellar performance that almost kept us at the field for another game.

Massive thanks to everyone Ottawa Rec Sports for having us out, and to our opponents for dealing with us.

Can’t forget to shoutout the team themselves - it’s never easy embarrassing yourself on the internet but they show up nonetheless, you know who you are. PGB got a DM about a day before the tournament and came out with Zach regardless. Think their hearts are still on that field.

World’s Worst is here to stay.

09/07/2026

Somehow against all odds, Wyatt puts together his best performance of the day by far. The offense does things previously thought impossible. What. A. Game.

09/06/2026

Week 35 of 365 in 365. The return to some normal and reasonable numbers. Definitely in the midst of the between summer/fall seasons right now so each week is going to look a lot different than the last.

Highlight of the week was definitely part of what I filmed with Adrian Moyes but no spoilers here đŸ€«

09/05/2026

Still can’t believe they let Kyle Pitts slide to me in this draft, some people have no clue

09/04/2026

Game 3 from the World’s Worst Soccer team. Our best offensive performance yet. Wyatt continues to stand on his head back there. Time is running out to score our first goal.

As always thanks to Ottawa Rec Sports for having us out.

09/03/2026

Game 2 from the World’s Worst Soccer team. The Wyatt quote bank grows larger. Wyatt takes another 100 shots. The offense does its best to put together some resemblance of a shot. Game 3 coming soon.

09/02/2026

Debut game from the World’s Worst Soccer team. Wyatt takes center stage. It became clear we needed to keep a mic on our keeper very early. Not only because his commentary is gold, but also because 99% of the play happens around our net.

These soccer games take a lot longer to edit so I’ll be posting them as I get through them, hopefully over the next week or so. I also have a longer 7 minute cut of this video that I’ll be posting on YouTube at the end. Stay tuned for more

09/01/2026

ATHLETES are gonna make things happen no matter where you put them đŸ˜€

08/31/2026

Eeewwww. Ball didn’t even touch the ground for 4 solid touches. Should’ve seen the jumping backwards fake reverse heel kick bar in far side coming though, my bad

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