06/16/2026
π¨ WANTED: HOUSE LEAGUE HOCKEY GOALIES (especially U15) π¨
Does your child have a unique talent for voluntarily standing in front of frozen rubber projectiles?
Do they enjoy:
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Talking to the posts?
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Disagreeing with the referee, the defense, and occasionally physics?
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Making 35 saves and then replaying the one goal against in their head for three straight days?
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Treating every game like Game 5 of the Walter Cup?
Perfect.
We're looking for goalies to join our teams!
Goalie parents, this is your chance to:
βοΈ Experience every shot as a personal emotional event
βοΈ Learn that a breakaway causes your heart rate to triple
βοΈ Become fluent in phrases like, "You played great" and "Forget that one goal"
βοΈ Enjoy the occasional silent drive home after a 4-3 loss where everyone is staring out a different window
If your child is fearless, slightly eccentric, and loves being the last line of defense, we want to hear from you.
Because hockey teams need goalies... and goalie families are a special kind of wonderful. π₯
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(actually, no experience or fearlessness required; just an adventurous spirit to give something new a try!).
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